Dweezel

psh, if you think thats impressive...

No, Ben we don't want to know what you can do with 5 gallons of sperm.

There's a new iPhone coming out in June, if you can Id just wait it out.

C'mon Dweez, you don't really believe that do you? Srsly?

You my friend, have WAAAAYYYYY to mch faith in humanity.

Likely, eh, I'm gonna say no

Possible, oh hell yes.

They've said for quite some time that they would conquer America from within, it's not so far fetched.

WWIII, when Russia tries to take over the US.

A) they won't have to, the Libs and hippies will just hand it over because they feel bad for them because Russia is so cold and they don't have any real nice places

B) there will be no fight, Obama wants to take our guns so the radical Muslims can just walk in and take over, it'll be the Muslims and Russians fighting for North America, well be lucky to have a seat to watch from.

I'm glad my dads a real man, when he got back from driving my T/A after the cam swap (430+RWHP/402lbs/ft tq at the wheels) he just had a shit eating grin on his face, kinda laughed and admitted it's hands down the fastest car he's ever driven.

Then he asked me when I was going to put the nitrous on it, he wanted to take it for another ride afterwards

I second that.

I'd also like to propose a ban on computers with more than a 386 processor and 256 meg of ram, and limit HD size to 10gig, there is no reason any law abiding citizen needs a computer with more. These high powered computers are the ones criminals use to break into secure servers and steal information and do harm.

Holy shit thats awesome, I literally busted out laughing

Sorry mang, Apparently I can't give you any more rep

I feel like you might have accidently gotten a piece of corn or a penny lodged in your nose as a child...

<-- Dweez is conphused....

you can't go wrong with hookers AND blow!

Tell that to the NY guv'na!

There is a hooker in your car waiting for you

With some blow too!

For some reason I don't think she would find that as awesome as we would

Not that I do, or ever have snorted anything up my nose.

Well, Kowykid won't be there half nekkid waiting for you, thats as good a reason as any to go home

almost to a smile... you guys are good.

Well you may have 'almost' smiled but I assure you the sheep were throwing a party Dennis Rodman would have been proud of in the back 40

What? did the sheep have the day off??

I accidentally walked in on KawiKid molesting, and then raping a rubber chicken...

(not really but the thought is pretty disturbing )

Yota man.

oh bloody hell, now what are the sheep gonna bloat about? I guess they'll forget about the polar bears and go back to the rain forests.

My question is, no one EVER believes a politician. EVER. unless he's trying to save the environment, what for one instance makes someone think that all of the sudden, what's coming out of a politicians mouth ISN'T utter shit? that's my question Professor Gore. mmmm'kay?

+1 for the superglue, works great on cuts. Hope your okay babe, heal quick!

Sorry, you can't be a full grown man and take on a little girl like that - he needs to have his ass handed to him by the girls father after they clean out the city of any funds they might have.

So your telling me that you think a girl who is in and out of prison and is being questioned in a GTA case, has a good father figure?

I'm not saying what he did there was right, but I'm sure there's allot we're missing. She was probably an off the scale cunt the whole time and that little incident was the last straw for the guy. She should have just taken them off and set them across the door.

also, I don't believe Ferrarris have oil filters. They are high strung race engines that normally require rebuilding every 15,000 miles. They use lots of high stress small parts that wear fast.

To the original question, that looks to me like a composite filter, it's a porous hard media that filters just as well, if not better than paper, it's also much more stable under high pressure and heat. I'm willing to bet there probably wasn't a spring in there, just that chunk. We've got high pressure air filters here at work that are made from sintered bronze. Imagine thousands of tiny brass strings about an inch long bound together. There's nothing wrong with it, it's actually better than paper elements, and probably more expensive too.

Well folks here's your change, any bets when hell try to mess with your #1?

why shinko?

It's a straight line thing, you round round types wouldn't get it.

IP had them on the shelf Sunday when I was there. Go get one.

Heh, a friend of mine had a T-shirt with that on it, used to wear it all the time when we went out, got kinda annoying because allot of places wouldn't let him in, or made him turn it inside out.

He lost it, Thankfully.

Hey, Fuck you you fucking fuck!