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Yea KK, don't crack jokes! Just crack the bitch in her face.

Have you heard from any race teams? I hear Nascar is looking for some talent to replace some of the "seat fillers."

Nascar wouldn't be too bad of a job

Official Deposition From Prostitute Found In NASCAR Vehicle

idk, let me ask my bff Jill

That's what was going on? I was confused since I was texting the whole time.

Does this contest have to be motorcycles only?

I have a few shots of my Integra that are pretty sweet. I think a couple of you have seen them already.

Criminals are going to carry guns everywhere... so why not law-abiding people?

I guess I'm feeling exceptionally libertarian today, so Darwin and I think we'd be willing to risk the few 'accidents' from careless gun owners or gun owners that abused alcohol in order for the rest of the people that feel they should have the right to carry, to carry. Dorms and all.

I missed number 5 because mondial does not end in a vowel

Same. 9/10

a friend of mine just flew out to Colorado and forgot she had one of those mase things on her keys in her carry on. Guess who didn't realize it until she was already in her hotel in Colorado....airport security is a joke

Things must be getting desperate if they're flying Cleveland strippers out to Colorado.

You have the equation correct, but the answer is wrong. LOL. Not quite sure what you did there. Make sure you get the square root of 2 first, then multiply by 17500. The correct answer is 24748.7 MPH.

I plugged it into Excel like this: =17500*SQRT(2)... so? Maybe I looked at the wrong cell? I just quick plugged it into to the sheet I was working on other stuff with. I get Casper's number this time.

Really close. Really, really close. First, yes the center of the earth is the origin. If you look, x and y are even labeled in the image. The Vertex is (0,4100). According to the image, the graph of the parabola opens down, so p has to be negative. You know p is 4100, as it's given to you.

I remembered to put the parabola negative (-x), but I goofed when I put the vertex at -4100, hence why my original answer has a wrong sign for the intercept. Good catch.

I should've caught it when I plugged the equation in here to check: http://webgraphing.com/graphing_basic.jsp, but it puts the x-axis on the bottom regardless of where your y-axis is, so I missed it.

It's going to be a long afternoon -- so I don't mind doing Casper's math homework in exchange for a small mental challenge.

^^^--- that's probably the most ringing endorsement you can give it.

Passes "Coshocton test"

Please.....Black Tod wouldn't even touch that with his 2" meat hammer.

Yea... i was thinking more along the lines of Udell

a) 17500*SQRT(2) = 24041.6 mph

b) Assuming the center of earth is the origin (and they're asking for the equation of the orbiting satellite, not the one that flies off into space), in Cartesian coordinates, the equation of a circle is x^2+y^2=r^2, so with the earth being 4100 miles. it's x^2+y^2=4100^2.

But if they want the parabola --

4(4100)(y+4100)=-(x^2)

16400y+4*4100^2=-x^2

16400y=-x^2-4*4100^2

y = -x^2/16400-4100

Valid for domain x = 0+

Hayabusa's suck and can't turn. Especially ones w/ orange on them.

You might just be stuck with it.

The only chick on ORDN worth dating is RedRidingHood?

Too bad she only dates big black guys.

How to start a flame war 101:

The only chick on ORDN worth dating is _______.

Go ahead, fill in the blank, I dare you.

No fat chicks.

Done.

Can I buy her a fish sandwich?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag9HvdWpqlk

How'd you blow the engine in your katana?

Did you look at it funny or something?

I watched a little. Good for that kid and the Wood Bros.

Makes me jealous I wasn't running the 500 when I was that age.

So, I take we shouldn't ask about the chick from the DTC party?

... get a man.

That Raptor is probably the only Ford product I find desirable. I'd own one if I got a smokin' deal on it.