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That's only something someone with a small one says...

I actually like the 'raccoon' styling of those bikes. Nice color scheme, and they sound wicked, wicked, wicked. Last time I rode with one though, we figured out that they don't have enough suspension travel to make good dirty bikes. Come out and play.

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Upright position for my limp wrists. Duh.

You're mah boy, blue!!... I mean, Steve. And what can I say... the engineer is function > form. But, to be fair to BMW... this is their most 'Japanese' bike yet. I4 like them, chain drive like them, etc... none of the really fancy shaft drive and non-performance oriented luxury BS they've got on their other bikes.

RFM lobs a softball up with that post - meat pitch... who's gonna swing?

I dunno... I'm more a function > form guy. Italian bikes are teh sexzee, but the BMW has a ton of cool tech in it, and would think BMW builds more reliable bikes, no? I dunno how BMW is with build quality on bikes.

Just to satiate your urge for more S1000RR porn: http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2009/05/2010-bmw-s1000rr-most-powerful.html 2010 BMW S 1000 RR PRICING: MSRP*: $13,800.00 OPTIONS: Race ABS and Dynamic Traction Control (DTC) Combined: $1,480.00 Gear Shift Assistant: $450.00 Anti Theft Alarm: $395.00 Motorsports Paint Scheme: $750.00 * MSRP excludes destination, freight, license, registration, taxes, insurance and options. http://www.bmwmotorcycles.com/us/en/index.html But, loaded with options, it's above $16k, IIRC

And 'tard strength to match.

^--- Reminded me why I like RC's too.

How immasculating do you think it'd feel to get pwned by a 'tarded cripple lookin' bike? Yea, that's why I like it.

I'd let him be my friend too.

Nice Clearfork Reservoir Shot.

Then you have the exhaust bolted to the intake, and the intake bolted to the exhaust. Common mistake. Switch them around.

So, you're telling me, I'm not going to 'get it'. Full of old man jokes.

And that's why I don't trust females with guns.

No, you're right still. Not that wiki is the ultimate source of legal information, but... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Doctrine_in_the_United_States

Mine.

Did anyone else notice Cheech holding a Koala bear?

But, I don't have kids so I can only go from observation...

Sorry, moose. I think you just lost the NEO business. I'll give you 10 seconds to figure out why... http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/1666410645.html