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OSP, with OSP on the ground as well

Plz post when you're on the way home so me and the wife can clean up before you get home.

Tell the dog it looks chubby in its fur, then yell at it for not keeping the house clean enough and tell it the dinner it made for you tastes horrible. Let your dog catch you looking at other dogs and hear how you fantasize about those other dogs.

Lastly, make sure the dog loves you more than you love it.

Once you thoroughly given your dog a selfesteem problem, you become the alpha.

No more muss, fuss, and plenty of sandwiches.

When the docket had over 84 speeders in one shift at over $100/ticket = enough money to cover a plane, maintenance and two ground officers.

They got my $106, but I def. cut into their margin by fighting it.

If Ross were to go down - Don't call for lifeflight...that may be more traumatic than the injuries he sustains.

Don't you have a 20 hour shift to go work or something!?!? Quit post whoring up the man's forsale thread!!

Dude, you have no f*(king idea how miserable my work schedule and conditions have been for the last two weeks.

I just wanna get back home ASAP.

Free bump for jeff

R1 still wont do it as well as you Jeff, but if the money goes to a good cause, I suppose I'd let Kevin attempt it.

What? Its her doo-rag...

Jinx not being the norm is a pretty mild way to put it.

I leave my track numbers on my windscreen too, but that's because I'm lazy.

I think the guy would probably cry if you turned your twowheel battle into a group ride with more than a few cats on here. Embarrassed by one spaghetti eating midget is tragic enough, but by a whole group of riders...that's hurtful. Though, I do think you'd be doing a great justice by ridding the world of one more Katana, just hope the rider walks away with a lesson learnt about riding skill, and his bullshitting skills.___

What you don't realize is in 1984, I already had an invisible fence for my puppy on your mom's property. Therefore, your house has really been mine all these years, and I've been letting you live there for paying the property taxes and the mortgage.

And since I'm a laid back and understanding guy like you, I'm sure you'll be cool with it when I exercise my legal right to get what's mine and not complain about it on the interwebz.

I <3 Republicans.

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/maddow-if-we-take-sp-their-word-downgrade-

PM jbot, he may be hungry. Though i'm not sure he likes American.

Or, bust out the peanut butter and punch those puppies in the face.

Liberty and justice for all.

...except when we force you to pledge alligence.

Lulz, that site is rightwing propaganda.

Why not let the free market handle this. For enough funding, I bet you would have your kids pledge alligence to Keebler elves and the cookies for which they stand.

Nothing quite like living in a country that has laws in order to protect citizens from overzealous authorities in positions of power.

Your links require reading and understanding. *do not want*

If god wanted me to read and understand things, he would've written a book.

I think you got lucky they fabricated that other victim.

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

My brain's task manager is always running poopmonitor.exe, usually in the background, but it will take priority processing when necessary, regardless if I'm running sleep.exe, driving.exe, or bangingchicksdoggystyle.exe.

What's with all these people going to all these liberal elitist institutions of higher indoctrin....I mean, learning? Y'all don't need nothing more than to know how to use a gun, read the Bible, and fix a Camaro.

I'm here for the cake and ice cream, indivisible, with chocolate and vanilla softserve for all.

I think stump is pissed that his old dealer raised prices on him right after he spent all that money on a Triumph

The bleeding heart liberal in me says its sad your neighbor is a drug addict. He might change his ways if you get him to rehab or spoil him by showing him some of the finer points in life - hollow points.