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My dad used to tell my brothers and me, "you can't walk around starting forum fights and then come crying to me when someone breaks your keyboard."

Agreed.

You're no fun if you acknowledge you're doing it. I figure between the two of us we could have some non-Ringo entertainment.

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hes too busy putting 1000 miles on his bike tonight, will you guys take it easy on him....he's the only one around here that rides....duhhhh

He can fly like a bird. He is faster than a mustang. He can run a 1/4 mile in the low 10s. I no there is more but I'm not going through all those post.

How exactly does a voting populace become representative of an individual's inappropriate behavior?

Michigan man still on food stamps despite winning $2M

http://www.freep.com/article/20110517/NEWS06/110517023/Michigan-man-still-food-stamps-despite-winning-2M

Semi-related to this thread... I think.

Never move up, those guys are scary fast. Stay in the kiddie pool where it's safe. I'm never gonna leave Novice.

"Stay in Novice as long as you can!"

Next time i see you remind me and ill bring some. Best time last week was a 10.3

And i wanna say my 60 ft time was about 1.5

0-60 in 1.8 ish

I run 25 psi in the rear tire to prevent wheel spin. Heres one of my slips from last year that i still have on my phone for proof that 1.5 60 foot is doable.. It really does depend on how the bike is geared.

I said last year. It was from my run last year on the 1979 cbx at pine valley raceway in texas.

I want you to bring whatever bike you run 1.5x 60' times and 10.3s on -- you know, the pine valley bike.

The cbx runs 10.7's

Read those, in order, and explain how they make any sense other than trying to inflate your own internet ego and then backtrack?

My ol' man said he used to be in the low 11s and would sometimes break into the high 10's on his CBX if the conditions were good, so once again, unless you're a pro rider or have hopped up equipment, 10.70s is out of the question.

I want you to bring whatever bike you run 1.5x 60' times and 10.3s on -- you know, the pine valley bike.

Come and find out. Slower than 10.40s.

That would be kind of embarrassing though if you showed up with whatever bike your drag bike is, got spanked by a lowly standard vtwin. Food for thought.

Full disclosure -- the SV is modified. I put some frame and swingarm sliders on it.

Any nice Wednesday night, I could be at Norwalk -- so whenever you want to run your geared blackbird against the straight-off-the-showroom-floor Hayabusa... that's where I'll be.

Or, I might be on the SV for shits and giggles -- it's just a lot slower.

Yea, with a 90# Japanese guy with years of test experience riding them.

Shhh, the troller is about to become the trollee...

Next time i see you remind me and ill bring some. Best time last week was a 10.3

I said last year. It was from my run last year on the 1979 cbx at pine valley raceway in texas.

Congrats on going to the Accutime website and pulling Pine Valley out your ass, and now you're switching up the bikes.

And the extremely odd coincidence here, is my dad used to race CBXs (Norwalk track champ 1981) before getting into cages -- I'm pretty sure he's never ran those times on his CBX.

Where's that slip from? This is what a National Trails slip looks like.... nothing like what you posted. Not even the same brand of timing system.

Not only that, but looking a the trap speed, you either posted the slip from a car, or a bike with an extended swingarm or wheelie bars. I trap 136-138mph and run 10.40s because it's difficult to launch a stock wheelbase bike hard (and I'm chubby) so all my the ET is made up on the top end. So the only way whoever that slip belongs to is running quicker than me, but at a slower mph, is how they launch it -- meaning it either belongs to a car, or a modified bike.

Depends how the bike is geared. And is that a car or a bike?

It's a BONE stock Hayabusa, without straps.

And it only depends on how the bike is geared if you can put the power to the ground and not just raising the front wheel in the air -- I don't see wheelie bars or an ext. swingarm on your Blackbird, so you're blowin' smoke.

And i wanna say my 60 ft time was about 1.5

0-60 in 1.8 ish

10.3 time slips or it never happened

^^ this. We both call bullshit on your numbers.

Here's one of my timeslips from last Wednesday. I was on a low to mid 10.40 pass, so you're obviously full of shit since the guy on the 9.55 bike I ran was barely in the 1.5 60' times.

Full retail on a Givi!?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, FUCK!!!! My eyes!!

It goes '98 GSXR 750... then pretty much your list, in reverse order.

We can't help you until you tell us what oil do you plan on running in them?

288.

You're on my list.

tbutera eats massive amounts of spaghetti because he's friends with Midget Todd.

Has the challenge of all aspects of life been issued yet? It's already page 3 -- long overdue.