Sully

Plus, I never did say that this is going to be the chick that I'm gonna marry (ugh, not going through that again). I should have titled the subject line, "Which chick would you DATE"

Both... I'm a pimp.

I like the way you think!!

Let's say you have your pick of two girls.

 

Girl 1:

Smoking hot, long, dark brown hair, gorgeous eyes, but absolutely dirt fucking poor.

 

Girl 2:

Cute face, a little fat. Not Oprah fat. Just a bit bigger than your average girl. However, in the words of Ron White, loooooaaaaaaadddddddeeeeeeedddddd!!!! And she has already told you that she has land, a big garage, a lift, can get car parts at discounted prices, etc.

 

I understand pics would help, but use your imagination.

 

Discuss.

I hate your job too. I gave it the finger on my way home tonight

 

I give that place the double finger every single time I pass it. I am sooooooo glad I don't work there anymore.

 

Sorry, to leave you behind, Tim. Oh wait, I'm not sorry. kekeke!!

Fucking moron.

They had to download it first to share it...

 

However, if they wouldn't have shared it, they wouldn't have been busted.

They were not busted for downloading the movies. They were bust for SHARING the movies.

Because I've been working so much lately, I have no clue what's going on in the news. What did he do?

McCoy's 4x4

2218 Stringtown Road

Grove City, OH 43123

 

(614) 539-347

 

Great guy. Top notch work. Very honest.

Yup. Co-worker just called the Grove City store on Stringtown. They are closed as well.

You could go to The Wilds, however, the weather may be too shitty this weekend for that.

 

http://www.thewilds.org/

I'll give you 200 for them.

 

There's a guy on craigslist that might be taking them for the $250. If it falls through, I'll let you know.

Have you tried LS1tech?

 

Yup

OK..how about $250???

I'm not a doctor in real life but I protray one on T.V. and I say pop it, remove the streched skin and keep it clean and it will be fine.

 

When I began reading your post, I thought it was going to say this:

 

I'm not a doctor in real life, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"

Someone stole your door mat?

 

Yeah. I had it for 5 years at my old house, in a development, with many many people walking and driving by everyday and no one touched it.

 

Now I'm out in the country and within a couple months of being there, it's gone.

Probably because his door was locked

 

Fixed

Because Canal Winchester is boring and seems harmless and has a lot of new nice neighborhoods that people feel super safe in.. That's what I'm guessing..

 

Shit. I've got sensors on several doors and windows and hallway sensors in my house. All of them are on instant alarms. Just the other day I noticed that someone took my OSU doormat from my front porch. I haven't been setting my alarm at night, but I will from now on.

 

The next thing I have planned for my security system is video monitoring. It might sound like overkill, but at some point, it could become useful.

Don't talk to me while I'm on my popcorn break!!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

only 2, but how the heck did they get in there?

what was spock doing looking in the toilet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

studying the captains log.

How does a whale have oral sex?

 

 

 

 

 

He bites the head of a submarine and sucks out all the seamen!

Did you hear Willie Nelson was killed last night? He was playing On the Road Again.

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

A: Dig a whole in the ice, and line it with peas. When he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Micky and Minnie mouse are in court to get a divorce.

 

Judge says "Mr. Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce simply because you think your wife may be mentally disabled"

 

 

 

Micky says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"