Sully

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

 

A: Lean Beef

 

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

A: Ground Beef

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains of the west when Tonto dismounts his horse and puts his ear to the ground.

Lone Ranger ask him "What is it Tonto?".

Tonto replies, "Buffalo come"

Lone Ranger asks, "And you can hear them?"

Tonto stands and replies, "No, ear sticky".

Q: How do you top a car?

 

A: You tep on the brake, tupid!

What do you call a man without arms or legs....

 

Q: In a hole?

A: Phil

 

Q: In your mailbox?

A: Bill

 

Q: On your porch?

A: Matt

 

Q: Hanging on your wall?

A: Art

 

Q: Under a pile of leaves?

A: Russell

 

Q: Water skiing?

A: Skip

 

Q: In the lake?

A: Bob

What do you get when drop a piano down a mine shaft??

 

 

 

 

A flat minor

two nuts are walking through a park, one was assaulted.

A Mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender says "I can't serve you."

Mushroom says, "Why not? I"m a Fun-gi !!"

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

 

 

Unique up on him.

 

 

 

 

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

 

 

 

The tame way.

Why do divers fall backward out of the boat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.

The best is at the beginning when he's in the car on the test drive. You can hear the badger going "om nom nom nom". bwahahaha!!!

 

Wiggle wiggle woo!! LMFAO!!

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Damnit!! Reading owns me today. This isn't the first time I've screwed up numbers today. I need to go home and sleep for a couple days.

I don't really want to give out too much info, but will do as best I can to explain.

 

I know of this company that has been in business for a while and is still open. They had their website/domain registered through godaddy.com. I noticed the other day that their website is down. Still trying a couple days later, still down. The company is still open. I did some searching on the domain and found this:

 

Created on: 29-Mar-07

Expires on: 29-Mar-09

Last Updated on: 15-Apr-08

 

So, since they've let their domain registration expire, does that mean the domain is up for grabs? Could I contact godaddy.com and get it registered in my name? What if they find out and want it back? Would they have to buy it from me or would I have to give it up at no charge to them?

 

I don't know how this domain registration stuff works, so if someone could help answer my questions, I'd really appreciate it.

 

Thanks!!

$325 obo. Anyone?

Make a reasonable offer. I need these gone!!

As soon as he hit the wall I cringed because I thought for sure he was going over!! He's damn lucky he didn't.

Please help get my car back on the road. I need to buy a clutch before I can put the transmission back in.

 

I have a set of rims with tires sitting in my garage that are taking up space. The rims are in really nice condition. They have about 60K miles on them. I don't believe they have any curb rash. If so, it's very minor. As you can see from the pics there is not much tread left on the tires, but they would be worth burning off!! The tires are Goodyear Eagle GS-C P245/50ZR16. I'm asking $400 obo. Cash only.

 

New price...$250

 

Thanks!!

 

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Really depends on what that right foot does. In the city, probably around 18 - 20. Yes, the mileage will drop depending on the mods. Plus, once you start modding, you'll want to hammer on it a little more, which will decrease mileage as well. That probably doesn't really answer your question, but you have to look at it this way, if you want to play, you have to pay.

OMG, all of this arguing about who makes the better product, which product is better is just plain ridiculous. Just do what most of the big athletes are doing these days...roids. They seem to work.

 

j/k. I would never advise anyone to do that. Just eat healthy and do a lot of lifting. Don't waste money on that other crap.

Thanks for the heads-up Tim. However, a married couple from N.C has signed a lease. They will be moving in around the middle of May.

Also, my house is not located in any of the areas that he is looking. Plus, I'm getting $1,322 per month.

That is one of, if not the most, badass burnout vid I've ever seen!!

Wow I'm old to mention I stole that stuff when I worked at Toys R Us when I was 16..

 

 

Anybody remember the fake bubble gum cigs? lol

 

 

Yup. I stopped at a gas station the other day that I don't normally go to and they had the blue and yellow bubble gum cigars sitting on the counter. I got a good chuckle out of it since I hadn't seen the stuff in many years.

I'd either have to turn the lights out or put a bag over her face first, then I'd hit it.

Great find!!!

Who gives a fuck about some bear. All I'm lookin at is the hot chic w/ big bewbs.

Go outside, you will see 100 better than her right now.

 

FIXED.

 

She's alright, but I don't think she's magazine worthy.