Long ago when I first started driving the tankers one of my parents neighbors who was 5 years older than me was standing on the side of the road amf I swerved my truck at him jokingly missing him by quite a bit. Well him being am asshole he called back to our office and exaggerated the entire situation saying I missed him by inches and pretty much got my ass chewed real good when I got back. Next time I was out and saw him I made sure to chase him completely off the road making sure it was as close as he exaggerated it the first time. He never called in to complain about.my driving again. Weird......