My senior year of high school I was one of about 5 - 7 kids in charge of the school farm. We always used to pull pranks on the advisor. Well one day he parked his truck by the ag department garage and I just started laughing, I disappeared into the tool room and emerged with the biggest open end wrench I could find that was well over an inch in size along with a roll of duct tape. As soon as I showed the other guys standing there they knew exactly what I was gonna dom The teacher made it about a mile up the road before and decided to turn around before his truck shook apart. I took the wrench and applied it to his drive shaft using the whole roll of duct tape. He was so pissed by the time he got back im surprised I didn't get suspended. A few years later I asked him about it when I saw him around town and he told me it nearly shook the fillings out of his teeth. I have so many more about me tormenting teachers its not even funny. I honestly should have been expelled a few times. Anymore getting into a female teachers purse and stealing her cell phone is prob grounds for something drastic but I got away with it. Our school had the typical drop down ceilings in them so I stood on a desk and slid one of the tiles over, turned on her cell phone, copiedbthe number down and threw it up above the middle of the class room. When the next periods started I went down to the ag department and told the advisor I needed to call work to see where I needed to go after I left school (at that time I was doing hvac and furnace installs for our family business). Instead of calling work I sat down there all periods redialing her cell phone. Apparently she couldn't even teach because she had her entire class looking for the phone all period. Lol fat teacher loved me. After I had her cell number I always used to walk into her class room and put on the chalk board call for a good time and her number.