Dude, its the Highway Patrol. They are hired by their level of dickliness. Only Major Penises who were picked on ruthlessly as a youth are allowed to join the Ohio State Ticket Nazis
How is that worse than moderating OR while sitting drunk around a fire? Neighbor boy was like a toddler with ADD. Many of the worlds problems are figured out while getting your drunk on around a fire with friends, like how to get a frog to deepthroat.
That would be badass!!! One of my HS friends got to drive a Model A to school when it was nice out. His dad collected old cars and had a '29. Chicks loved the rumble seat. they liked the convertible Thunderbird better.