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http://www.snotr.com/video/2623

Texting yourself doesn't count... But if I had to talk to that girl i would defiantly not want to look at her ugly face. +1 for texting!

Unfortunately no.

Found this and a few made me laugh. Enjoy ! Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX I am impotent Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue I am older than4 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ferrari Testarossa I am known to prematurely ejaculate Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lamborghini Countach I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis (See above) Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler MGB I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either Nissan00ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta GLX I am hung like a dead horse. Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife

I thought they were cracking down on the meth problem in Pataskala????

Helllll yeah

That kid isn't too bright... That new rear tire that he will need after I get done with his 1999 R6 is going to be more $$$ than he will make!

It's about time they start being pro-active about this problem.

whats up with those bikes (year old post I know) are they available in the US?

lol this lady thought that this plate would get aproved because she loves Tofu....

You can buy a keg for that amount!

^ Hmmm how expensive was that waste of ammo..... lets say one box of 50= 12 bucks, so 1 bullet equals 12/50= .24 cents * 298= $$$71.52

can we get a google map?

Batteries plus dude- 80 bucks

i knew a girl from school named Cockpit... more of a nic-name i suppose.

drill it

Uh... What?

wrap it around your skull and tie it like a bandanna.

Henderson is 50mph from Reed to Olentangy.

shit son!!!! you beat me to it.

damn. I guess a sawzall really does have a million uses.

typical...

Man up- get the 1000.