cbrjess0815

i want an irish car bomb and then a white russian

what the hell is going on?? lol

well, for the record the ring that I WOULD want IF I was actually ever going to consider marriage ever again(which Im not) cost <3K so I'm just gonna buy the thing for myself when I graduate college just cuz I think its pretty. LOL

I'll buy my own.

toys > men as well people! But dude, I am really happy that you didnt buy into her bullshit. You have every reason to feel good about yourself for sure and fuck the gold diggin cheatin bitch! You can do better so there is no reason for you not to do exactly that

She's not that cute! But no my legal name is Knox. My maiden name is Abner. I definitely did NOT get married. I just never changed it back to Abner when I got divorced 2 years ago. So half my friends know me by one name and visa versa... it's a lil annoying lol but I dont know what do about it

oooh i cant wait to make those again!!

whoa, i was worried.. i have the same last name. Didnt she murder someone? I read it in the paper when I saw my name

lol i read all the books multiple times. its sad i know. i didnt really like the 4th one. it gets really effin weird

you better! I found out my deployment is the end of 2010 or beginning of 2011. So i will have this upcoming summer to track it up before I have to leave again that made me super happy!

i want one! HA!

Yay Moose!! I'm so happy for ya! Bout time. you better take it to the track at least once!!

I learned on the track... but yes gear would deff be an issue

resurrection!! the final season is coming soon!! Who's stoked.. lol yes i realize it friday night but i has nothin better to do on post lol

^awesomeness... that makes me think of basic.. the guys would have killed for some skittles!

omg i havent seen it in forever!!! that definitely took me back in time

Looks like my unit is going next summer, I'm in the process of finding out when. So I wont have much time at home in 2010...

very funny

i dunno, i'm kinda a star freak. but not a porn star HA! These seemed fitting for my current state of employment. And I wanted to get something small bc I only trust Mark to do any larger work...

I had to do my 2 mile run this morning at 4:00. it pretty much sucked cuz it just started getting cold here. I thought my lungs were going to freeze and collapse. Thats definitely the worst part about running in the cold. The rest of your body will warm itself up. I found that wearing a regular t-shirt with a long sleeve over it works really well. The tshirt will get sweaty but wont get cold cuz the long sleeve insulates. PT jackets get too warm. I ran in pants today cuz it was in the 30's but it never hurts to wear shorts under pants just incase. Everybody is different.

im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!!

i know its like derrogatory or something towards females but i cant help but find it hilarious!!

"This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right, I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight. To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store, Because let's face it: All women are whores."

Girl "Gross?" Tucker "Yeah, it tastes like ass." Girl "I like ass." Tucker "What's your name?" Had it been any other night, I would have turned this little gem into a tongue up my ass crack. Not tonight. Tonight, it was only a matter of time before I fucked it up. Tucker "But be honest--would you ever eat out one guys ass and then come kiss me the same day?"

Did anybody see the movie? I didnt even know they made one! I absolutely love the book and the website and apparently missed alot when I was gone... Does anybody know anything about it?? http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/ www.tuckermax.com