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  1. Agree. The pictures are cool though.
  2. http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/space/moon-mars/signs-of-water-aplenty-curiosity-finds-a-drilling-jackpot-on-mars-14982107?src=soc_fcbk
  3. A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."
  4. My Harris bipod with laRue mount shipped...Woohoo!
  5. It will one day rise again, and be tricked the fuck out.
  6. Clash of the Empires While this movie has lots of midgets, I would not watch it again.
  7. Well at least if I was gonna shoot someone there I'd make sure he was busy.
  8. If you bought precious metals how would they know?
  9. Gump

    Is this legit?

    http://www.causes.com/actions/1709654?recruiter_id=92187399&utm_campaign=invite&utm_medium=wall&utm_source=fb And if legit what's the petition going to do?
  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-BLEXeY3N8
  11. I thought you sold all your guns for large profits? J/k Ya screw them but we don't know what their supplier charged them.
  12. Maybe not the right place to post but Cheaper than dirt sent out a listing of the mags they now have in stock. Better be quick though.
  13. I don't think I've ever called some place and the automated phone system has ever had the option I needed...
  14. Gump

    Obama's plan

    Does he have crippled children by his side? Socialist pig.
  15. Bump Or if someone sees a Sp-01 out there let me know. Not hugely popular pistols.
  16. Wonder if they'll have the mini trout pond you can fish in? That was always fun.
  17. This Walther P99c AS. Like new in box. Great gun. I simply have a different carry gun and want a fullsize. http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=13152&storeId=10002&productId=58942&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=43803&isFirearm=Y for this CZ SP-01 http://cz-usa.com/products/view/cz-75-sp-01/ or tactical version. I do not want the polymer Phantom version. If not interested in a trade and want to sell let me know.
  18. Gump

    Who's going?

    I would like to but can't that day.
  19. ugh...This is ridiculous. Where are all these wacko's against guns. I almost think it's 90% media driven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLSk_BjGuo
  20. Ruger MK II for sale. $1500. Shoots sideways and defies physics.
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