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Cool. SCUBA gear? Me and the the kids are getting certified this July.

I got a free 80' cottonwood. Bring your saw and monkey gear.

Sure it is. From the aspect of common sense. If the thugs attack you, it's their fault. If the horse goes into your lane, it's the horse drivers fault. The point is, to avoid the bad situations, you don't do things that would likely result in an attack or an accident regardless if you are completely legal to proceed as you wish.

That guy didn't even look Amish.

Stomach flu sucks and suck more when your out of TP.

Good deal!

Dogs gonna die.

Buggy drivers fault but its common sense to not zoom loudly past horses as a precaution, kinda like you don't walk near a bunch of thugly looking dudes on the street, unless you want trouble.

Put the carb from the spare parts chainsaw into the good Husqvarna and it worked.

Don't furget ur lawn chairs!

Yes Yes and No. lol...

Isn't the running it before part to make sure the oil filters full, yet you wanna give it a minute or two to drain back down from the other parts. To drain, ill do it cold sometimes by adding air to the fill hole to hurry it up. Depends what motor and how much I get burnt doing it hot.

At least he's honest? Does he figure it out with you? If not, throw his ass out.

lol..no..We'll leave blankets on the porch.

lol...I'm sleeping in a locked bedroom, is what's gonna happen.

Yep, with a screwdriver hammer. It was the starwheels on the front drums. They were frozen and the hubs had a lot of mud in them. Cleaned out the hub seals and lubed them, roughened up the shoes and inside of the drum with sandpaper, cleaned out the gunk. I have a good lever now.

Got my Recon front brakes to work without buying parts.

The only good thing about going to the dentist is when the females rub their boobs on your head.

Doesn't he! Tim, you should elaborate on your version of the alien.

Having the house in a trust, before marriage prevents this.

You actually can't. With no signed contract it's still a day to tenancy and you technically have to evict or put the other parties belongings out of the house in a secure area and change the door locks when they're gone. Regardless if they were paying rent or not. The trick is if the other party was paying rent or not considering there is no contract. The changing the door lock scenario you just have to keep your mouth shut. It's the other parties burden to price they live there. Cops cannot let them back in.

He kinda looked like that guy.

Ok ok, Some really drunk dude came into Shawns camper at 4am while we're all sleeping, takes off his boots and pants, pokes me directly in the brown eye with something and laughs, then stumbles up and down the hallway, opening doors looking for a blanket, saying he's freezing. We were all asleep, then half asleep wondering who's voice this is. Then Tim turns on his phone light and tells the dude I think your in the wrong camper, He grabbed his pants and boots and left. It was weird.

Ola