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Fonzie

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  1. Don't they make chick pills to take care of that? Wring that water outta 'ya, so you don't look so bloated & cottage cheezy?!?
  2. OK Wheezy...... I gave you fair warning to man up in my aHole thread You have angered the aHole Gods Now..... Succumb to my wrath!! "Did you ever know thaaat you're my hero?!? You're everything that I would likkkkkkke to beeeeeeeeee Youuuuu ARE the wind beneeeeeath myyyyy winngggggggs"
  3. Never have before.... But I'll let you know when you're done with your op
  4. You win I now dub thee "Dirt"...... As in, older than Everyone knows I do my offroadin' on the 'BirdTrucks are for amateurs..... & slow, useless, sluggish newbies
  5. Mj you look great! OK Wheezey..... Once I let slide, but now you're just gheyin' up my a$$hole thread with all your fawning & puppy love Slap your rubber down on her lap & ask her if she wants some of that..... Or GTFO!!
  6. Don't you have a sex change operation to get back to Snub Queen And it better be "Hard feelin" or there certainly ain't no anal gonna happen 'round here
  7. But 'ya didn't, 'cause you're too slow & nothin' but a useless slug of a newbie
  8. Quit tryin' to move in on my taint rub Duane, or I'll pull your drainplug & shove a candle in your hole
  9. Welllllll...... Since you're offerin'! I prefer a counter clockwise motion too.... With a little ball tickle while you're down there
  10. Nakid..... WITH bewb rubbage?!? And quit braggin' about havin' pain medz, you freakin' show off!! Must be doin' somethin' right, if I'M the a$$hole now, and Justin's Mr. Chivalrous Plussss..... My theory's correct. My reps gotten more action in the last hour than a fluff chick on a porn set
  11. Did not know she was having sex change surgery Pre op or Post?!? Looks H.O.T either way..... It's all pink on the inside MJ.... Doubt that was really you who repped me, but if so..... I'm on my way!!
  12. Fonzie

    QuikZX9R

    Awwwww..... Isn't that cute??? After all this time, he's still thinkin' of us He's infatuated with us! I really think you're givin' him too much credit here, Duane
  13. I don't know whether to pos rep this post for genius, or neg it for deplorable spelling?!? Since I'm joinin' the A$$hole Club now...... Guess I gotta do what I gotta do
  14. I'da killed the a$$hole too Some starving Ethiopian or Chinese kids would'a killed for that moo juice
  15. You DO pay attention!! You love me..... You REALLY love me!!
  16. Put these introspective rules on some friggin blog somewhere & quit cloggin up my thread!! It was a parody of your post, Mr. 90,000 rep And cheeaahhh..... Like threads never get hijacked on here, Seno'r Postcop You're not too smart for an enginerd Luv U2 Justin
  17. I think you missed some there, Sparky
  18. Who the hell's MP??? Funny rep comment. You made me giggle.... On the outside Justin...... You too. As you can see.... I don't use my blog Someone negged me & didn't sign it...... AWWWW GEEEEE...... "What a fuggin' PU$$Y.... Be a man & sign your neg rep..... WHHHAAAAA.... Why can't we force people to sign their neg rep..... WHHAAAAAAAA..... Casper.... CASPER!!"
  19. You wanna preach to me about bustin' MJ's balls?!?
  20. You're a postwhore Bambi....... Not an a$$hole Don't get the two confused again or I'll be forced to bitchslap your A$$
  21. Really...... You don't get it?!?
  22. As if that's any real surprise or untruth And I'm not calling you a$$holes...... I'm calling you a$$holes annnd postwhores Don't sell yourself short kid!
  23. Actually MJ...... I'm thinkin' my rep could take a major leap if I call your late, bailin', stuck up a$$ out on the carpet, and generally berate you in front of the whole board to vent Like at the meat & greet 2 weeks ago when you walked in, & I saw you, & was all like "Heeyyyyy.... MJ" & wavin' & shit 'cause I was glad to finally meat you...... & you just gave me the princess wave, snubbed me & sat down at the middle table I mean really, what the hell was that all about. It's always somethin' with you..... This is the third time. I know you enginerds are smarter than that, & I know some of you are social retards..... Like JRM for instance..... But I expected more out of you. And I know you saw me, 'cause you gave me the princess wave. I'll give some people the benefit of the doubt, 'cause that's just how they say they are, but when they say they'll eventually warm up, they do what they say, and eventually warm up. But you're usually miss chatty Cathy on here, so I'm not givin' you the benefit of the doubt anymore. I'm not gonna wait on you or gonna talk to you anymore unless you talk to me first. Rant off
  24. Bambi... Bambi....Bambiiii Think about the people you typically see wearin' those shirts Quality husband material???
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