"This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says "Don't eat the big white mint""! Frank Tilghman: I thought you'd be bigger Dalton: You play pretty good for a blind boy. Cody' date=' Band Singer at Double Deuce[/url']: And I thought you'd be bigger. Doc: You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger. : Gee, I've never heard that before "Pain don't hurt" : Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in? : Philosophy. : Any particular discipline? : No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of shit. : Come up with any answers? : Not too many. : How's a guy like you end up a bouncer? : Just lucky I guess. "That girl has way too many brains to have an ass like that" "There's always barber college" "I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?" : Do you always carry your medical record around with you? : Saves time. "I used to fuck guys like you in prison." "All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice" "Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone" : If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal. : I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice : Being called a cocksucker isn't personal? : No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response. : What if somebody calls my mama a whore? : Is she? : It ain't the money ya understand, but if I don't charge ya somethin' the Presbyterians around here are likely to pray for my ruination. How does a hundred dollars a month strike ya? : Fine. : Can ya afford that much? : If it keeps you in the good graces of the church. : Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing? : Sorry, we're closed. : Then what are all these people doing here? : Drinking and having a good time. : That's why we're here. : You're too stupid to have a good time. : It's a good night. Nobody died. : It'll get worse before it gets better : A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the motherfucker! : You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me. : Opinions vary : Man, this toilet is worse than the one that we worked in Dayton. : Really? : Oh man, it's a mean scene around here, man. There's blood on the floor of this joint every night : People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. Good thing he wasn't at Buddy's last night! My oldest had his name picked from that movie yeeears before he was even a twinkle in his mama's & my eye If 'ya can't tell......I kinda like that movie Justin......We reeealllly gotta get you culturefied!!
