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magley64

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  1. if by "embolden" you mean "convert them into nuclear fucking vapor" then yes. you misunderstand, glass the whole thing. not "a device", we park a carrier outside their door, and send a whole damn onslaught of devices...think apocolyptical... they can't retaliate if they are dead. do it at night, just after dusk, that way when they detonate, every country in the middle east will see the light... then we send out a message again. "Saudi Arabia housed terrorists, they fucked with us, now they no longer exist, CONTROL YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE"
  2. this is the first time I've agreed with Cattani (had to happen at some point, right?) I'll gladly take the dashed white lane to get out of a situation i feel is less safe.
  3. screw retirement.... I don't ever see myself not working (on something productive at least) and old age is overrated, I'm out as soon as I can't support myself anymore.
  4. that's it I'm running for president, I'm bringing back the whig party. edit: turns out they are already back... who knew? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Whig_Party
  5. in the spirit of consistency... it should be Cans cans rats or ican ican crat
  6. i say we nuke it... along with medicare, medicaid, and all these other welfare state socialist programs... then we tariff the shit out of imports... (double for those american companies that shipped jobs out of the country) and bring all military back home, and send a message to the world "CONTROL YOUR PEOPLE, if we find out a terrorist attacked the United States from your country, we nuke you...period, end of story" no more economic problems, no more terrorist problems, and iran's president gets the message that we will no longer put up with his shit.
  7. doubt it...highly, the only reason they were charged with this is because of the suicide... a fine, community service MAXIMUM... no judge will make this stick
  8. my friend just got a 8 shooter, he's very proud of it.
  9. I'm glad I'm not the only one with this thought...^^ I was the victim of relentless bullying and torment... so much so, that when the story of columbine broke on channel one news. they described the shooters as loners that were bullied by many students in the school. Literally the entire room turned to "me" with a look of sheer terror at that moment. admittedly, i did feel a sense of prode at THAT moment, "all these people who give me shit every day, are scared to death that I'm going to pack a coupe of uzi's in my duffle bag, and open fire on the school" I was 15 at the time, it felt good to be feared.
  10. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101008/ap_on_re_us/us_bullying_one_town thoughts, opinions?
  11. you cou;d've added this to my "how many glenn beck supporters is too many" thread, but w/e
  12. 2 fabios? just messin... welcome to ORDN!
  13. i prefer mechanics to pilots... After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P= The problem logged by the pilot.) (S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.
  14. http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=55211
  15. I had a similar gaffe. When i was a young'n i had a banana seat on my bicycle, and it had a worn out seat cover. I shredded an old pair of jeans, and re-covered it in denim... turned out I looked very happy to see everyone while riding my bike in jeans.
  16. can't make the 16th, doing the rideohio courosel RTE in mansfield.
  17. I didn't know black people were into star wars...
  18. i hate to say it, but 40-50% chance of rain all day, next saturday looks more promising, I'm still in either way.
  19. still on? chime in if you're still planning on making it....
  20. I got my dad an ipod nano 16g last year, he loves it.
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