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DangBruhY

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  1. I love these debates, because we have people who have first hand experience with this stuff vs people who watch CNN.
  2. Can't view it at work... I'll check it out when I get home.
  3. That's crazy! They did a lot of crazy stuff in that day.
  4. Will check it out when I get home.
  5. I'm up for a new phone. I have the Storm and I'm still agrovated about this phone. I'll check out the links when I get home.
  6. Man... I bet the costumes will be out.
  7. I just had a lot of request... I'm guessing they are from here?
  8. With a track on each side... would the front wheel really be able to turn it?
  9. THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different.... Two Different Versions! .................. Two Different Morals! OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group curse God for the grasshopper's sake. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
  10. I wish I would have known about Bar Louies. On Monday, we got an email that said that Applebees opened the inventation to civilian employees. That's when they lost credibility in my book. We went yesterday and it was packed. Didn't even eat there. We decided that the civilians that work at Wright-Patterson AFB probably wanted it more.
  11. I was off today... Figured I'd get a LOT of time in on the game... No dice!
  12. I got it... It's awesome! The servers went down on the PlayStation side. I don't know what's going on. It's not the PS network either... It's pissing me off though.
  13. Doesn't Detroit have the highest unemployment rate right now. Along with leading im crime?
  14. Just watched some videos on the droid... LAME... The keyboard is flat and you can barely feel the keys. Might as well get a Storm 2.
  15. I want to go to Applebees, but I have a feeling that it's going to be crazy packed. Especially here in Dayton with Wright-Patterson AFB.
  16. What does that cake supposed to mean/say? Or is it just displaying lack of education?
  17. Issue 3 passed as well. I heard on the radio today that the mayor of Dayton thought she won after the polls closed.
  18. Ok ok... maybe it is a nice phone.
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