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  1. I knew you'd come thru with the right response.....
  2. Is this supposed to be after all the other crap that they went thru in the previous 2 movies? (excluding tokyo drift of course)
  3. that explains the halo I thought I saw around your face.... now explain the black ring around your ass....
  4. exactly... I'm warped, twisted, and extremely disturbed!
  5. and you can't surf porn on a public subsidized computer....
  6. wow you picked the bottom of the barrel there didn ya pookie?
  7. so whats the verdict??? guvn'a?

  8. I'm thinking you must've been bored today at work, Ben....
  9. I'm assuming everything worked out... cause you are still alive.
  10. there are some real dives on the lower east side I can get ya into but I won't guarantee you getting back out.....
  11. here ya go kawi, before your next party use these useful tips: Depending on what your sex toy is made of will determine how you should care and clean it. Remember to always remove the batteries before you begin cleaning. Your sex toy should be cleaned after every use, and if you are sharing with more than one person we recommend using a condom. As strange as it may sound, the simplest way to keep your vibrator clean is to use a condom. Plastic Sex Toys Plastic is a non-porous material therefore it is one of the easiest toys to clean. All you need is a wet washcloth, toy cleaner, mild soap or rubbing alcohol. Usually plastic vibrators are not water proof so never clean it by holding it under running water, simply use a damp cloth. Latex Sex Toys Latex is also non-porous. Just use a mild soap and warm water to clean thoroughly. Remember to use a water-based lubricant. Jelly Sex Toys Jellies are made from a soft, translucent, flexible substance. This material is a non-porous form of rubber but is much more delicate. When cleaning your jelly, a toy cleaner is preferred but you can also use a mild soap like dove or even face soap with water. Never throw it in the dishwasher or boil it! Stay away from harsh soaps with chemicals, or rubbing/cleaning alcohol. Last, always use a water-based lubricant. Oil-based lubricants will dissolve the jelly material. CyberSkin, UR3, and Futurotic Sex Toys Cyberskin is the closest feel to real skin. It is smooth, soft, and so subtle! This wonderful porous material can be cleaned with hot water and a damp cloth with a mild soap. Avoid using any harsh chemicals or soaps. To keep its soft, silky, life-like feel sprinkle with cornstarch or talc. Silicone Sex Toys Silicone, like plastic is non-porous and easy to clean. Silicone is one next to cyberskin with is soft, life like feel. To clean just use hot soapy water. Never use a silcone based lube with silicone toys as this will cause the materials to bond and destroy the toy. Glass & Acrylic Sex Toys Glass and acrylic are the easiest adult sex toys to clean, their non-porous and durable material can be cleaned using the dishwasher, soap, rubbing alcohol, or an adult toy cleaner. It can also be sterilized by boiling for 3 minutes.
  12. nice ride.... cept I already got a cruiser set up like that... I needs me a sporty bike... free would be good...
  13. DUDE!!!! you can't tell me he didn't see the freakin car!!! damn he got f-d up!!!
  14. hey you HAD to go there so I just put a picture in your head you won't be able to get out....
  15. I don't see anywhere that anyone here was saying anything either way about Obama.... I think everyone is giving him "a chance" I didn't vote for the guy, but he IS president, therefore I'll support him. I may not always agree with his decisions, but I'll support him nonetheless.... Now how many of the people who have been bashing Bush for the last 8 years can say that? Very few... in fact at times they have bordered on outright disrespect... you won't find that from me.... and I'm pretty confident you won't find it outta many people here...
  16. What the hell??? They can hand out condoms and promote birth control pills in schools but a student can't have a freakin aspirin??? thats f-n insane!!!!
  17. well quit throwing batteries in.... that way when the power is gone the fun times end....
  18. Dreamscapes, LLC Launches Nation's Only Adult Toy Recycling Program 01/16 2:51 am (PRN) TAMPA, Fla., Jan. 16 /PRNewswire/ -- Now there is an environmentally friendly way, to dispose of old, broken or unwanted adult toys. Dreamscapes' Adult Toy Recycling program offers a way to recycle adult toys that are no longer wanted or used. It is simple and easy. Simply drop your well cleaned used toy(s) in the mail; when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned once again and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, plastic and motorized parts will be sent to recycling facilities that will process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don't worry; we properly dispose of those too. Do good, feel good and help your planet. Now, when you get rid of that old, broken or unused adult toy, you will be doing good by helping our environment. You can feel good that you have done one more thing to cut consumer waste, reduce landfills and help eliminate the toxic chemicals that seep into our soil and ground water. You will be rewarded for your good deed. Not only do we make recycling your adult toys simple, we also offer a reward as an incentive. For every package of toys you turn in to be recycled, you will receive a $10 gift card to use at Dreamscapes' environmentally friendly adult toy store as well as free shipping. So the more you recycle, the more you can play. Going green has never been this much fun! For additional information visit http://www.AdultToyRecycling.com SOURCE Dreamscapes, LLC David Kowalsky, President & CEO, Dreamscapes, LLC, +1-866-446-9172 x600, david@dreamscapesfl.com now kawi kid, max power, and schmuckingham can really clean those closets out!
  19. in 4 days it won't matter anymore what the hell he does... So, why the hell do people still get all riled up about him???? Give it up already peeps... HE IS DONE!!! the villagers have spoken! he's out!
  20. you had to say 69 and girls in the same sentence didn't you?? damn me and my dirty mind..... it needs a good cleaning!!!
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