jbot Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Now that the riding season is awakening in our sad little state, I thought it best that some order be established among our haphazard crooked brethren of riding bros.I'm not sure if we should call these guidelines "MotoBro Codes" or "BroMoto Codes". Maybe we can reach a consensus.A few obvious basics have been laid out below. Feel free to add your own.MotoBro/BroMoto Code1. Don't call anyone a "bro". What are you, some kinda gaylord?2. No touching other bros bikes without expressed written and/or verbal condition by said bro. This kind of goes for wives/girlfriends/significant others. Kinda.3. No posting spoilers of moto races on social media just because you happened to watch the race first. Spoiling races is grounds for immediate suspension of MotoBro/BroMoto status.4. Seriously, don't call me a "bro", bro.5. Don't dog on other bros because they ride a cruiser/dirt/touring/squid bike. It is classless.... we are gentlemen, after all.6. It's not a "clip", you fucking moron. It's called a magazine. FUCK, how many times do I have to condescendingly correct you?7. All the gear all the time. I guess that's kinda important, right? Maybe I should've put that nearer to the top. You wanna fight about it?8. The forum is not the place to blabber about your conquests of speed or land speed records runs on 270 or over law enforcement or the chopper. It is not the place to brag about your prowess over a certain backroad.... it's not cool, it's fucking evidence. Also, they're all going to laugh at you.9. Just because you are fast, does not mean you are not an awful fucking human being.10. Post pictures of anything with boobs/buttocks.11. This is kinda pointless, I really just wanted to start something punny with "bro code" involving motorcycles.12. I thought about deleting this, but now I have too much time invested in it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 ok, i thought of one or more13. should you borrow a bro tool, you should return it. also important is that you return it in the condition you got it. if you eff it up, it is now yours, and you should get your bro a replacement of equal or greater value.14. if you wreck your bro bike, don't scamper off like a chump. Make it right to your bro, even if it takes you a while. Is a couple grand worth the tattered remains of your dignity? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Somebody is bored.Don't you have a bike you should be working on?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 13b. If you are loaned a bro tool don't keep it for fucking ever so other bros can't use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Fick you and your tags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 lol is this against copyright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 13b. If you are loaned a bro tool don't keep it for fucking ever so other bros can't use it.Are you serious,Bro ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Pretty much hit all the major points my slant eyed bro, except.....you drink a bros liquor cuz your low on cash or forgot yours, replace bros liquor by the following weekend or drinking event which ever comes first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Another one, if I don't know you (friend of a friend kinda thing) and we have not rode together before, if riding in a small group, do not ride next to me like we are Ponch and John from CHiPS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Don't call me a "bro", bro! Oh, and Bros before Hoes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Another one, if I don't know you (friend of a friend kinda thing) and we have not rode together before, if riding in a small group, do not ride next to me like we are Ponch and John from CHiPSOh, I hate that. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 motobro/bromoto code xx.motobros in the know don't go on about this oil or that tire. just pick one, you girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I approve of this code. Ill add, don't beg for attention from other bros, bro. If you don't have tits, no one cares about your whiney bullshit, bro. If you have tits, the above statement is null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I ride a scooter wearing sunglasses, t-shirt, jeans, flip-flops faster than anyone can down and back on 555, and in fact I have even been able to pass a pick-up truck doing so. Scooters are by far the superior mode of two wheeled transportation. I am super fast riding a scooter and I juggle kittens. Come at me bro! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I approve of this code. Ill add, don't beg for attention from other bros, bro. If you don't have tits, no one cares about your whiney bullshit, bro. If you have tits, the above statement is null and void.Does it count if your a dude with tits ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Does it count if your a dude with tits ?Those are moobs. Totally different. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 5. Don't dog on other bros because they ride a cruiser/dirt/touring/squid bike. It is classless.... we are gentlemen, after all.I'd like to point out that he said nothing about being nice to scooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8Rider6 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 (edited) 10. Post pictures of anything with boobs/buttocks.You might want to rephrase thathttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/mmb/boobs/d_cup.jpg Edited April 8, 2013 by 8Rider6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 BROMANCEhttp://youtu.be/EJVt8kUAm9Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 I am super fast riding a scooter and I juggle kittens.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner75 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 You might want to rephrase thathttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/mmb/boobs/d_cup.jpggod damn that fucker has bigger tits than my wife!Hers are better shaped though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 You might want to rephrase thathttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/mmb/boobs/d_cup.jpgnope, still stand by it. with freedom, comes the occasional moob.I disregard anything and everything Uncle Pinko, the wannabe communist-ish MC club prez, says. clearly, he is a deep cover russian agent, here to tear down the fabric of american society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 good post, bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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