Steve Butters Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Had a large mushroom pop up over night in my boa constrictor enclosure.... Anyone able to ID it? I used local soil for the enclosure, collected in the fall of last year from local woods In before it looks like penii jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jbot Posted April 27, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 The best way to tell is to slowly lick the tip. Then, gently slide it into your mouth and lick the shaft of it, gently, ever so gently, as it gets close to the esophagus to sort of meter the descent. Then, just jam it straight into your windpipe and call it a whore, a dirty dirty whore and maybe punch the base and slap your face around a little, sometimes with your hands, sometimes with the mystery mushroom. And then you take a pic of the shroom and google image search to get an idea, and then verify against whatever shroom directory that is out there.No need to thank me... I'm here to halp. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 No decent shroom directories... I read there's over 2k species native to Ohio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 The best ones grow in ziplock sammich bags. I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 The best ones grow in ziplock sammich bags. I think.Yeah, the dried up ones that are hard to swallow and taste like shit. Those are the best ones, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
330racing Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I can say its toxic whatever it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
330racing Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Phallicus Symbolus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 The best ones grow in ziplock sammich bags. I think.Best ones grow in cow shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I Learned My Lesson About Picking Or Touching Mushrooms That I Couldn't Identify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Thinis Penisius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I Learned My Lesson About Picking Or Touching Mushrooms That I Couldn't IdentifyGood point... Next time I'll wear a glove.. It had to be picked though, it was growing inside my snake's enclosure in my apartment lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawlins87 Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I Learned My Lesson About Picking Or Touching Mushrooms That I Couldn't IdentifyAware me pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Isn't that Gen3's favorite type of mushroom? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Had a large mushroom pop up over night in my boa constrictor enclosure.... Anyone able to ID it? I used local soil for the enclosure, collected in the fall of last year from local woods In before it looks like penii jokesI'm not sure exactly, could be a typical mushroom breed only still at an infant stage making it tough to ID.I do know it's premature in it's growth though.....I mean look at those tiny gonads, put him back in the dirt until the scrotum has time to develop so this can be properly identified.Btw, how did your finger taste afterwards? Any weird hallucinations or got the shits this morning? We know ya licked it:D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicusLooks similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester3681 Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicusLooks similar.I had stinkhorns in my front yard last year - they grow pretty quick and look exactly like the pics on Wiki. I'd say this guy is just a common wild mushroom type think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Aware me plsPicked Some One Time. got PRetty Sick After. I get destroying Angels All Over My Yard.. Look Them Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Picked Some One Time. got PRetty Sick After. I get destroying Angels All Over My Yard.. Look Them UpHoly crap! This is what we have. Glad I was taught to never touch a mushroom I wasn't sure about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Holy crap! This is what we have. Glad I was taught to never touch a mushroom I wasn't sure about.Yeah, Those Things Will Kill You Easily Of Your Not Careful. Thats What Made Me So Sivk After Picking A Bunch Out Of The Yard To Get Rid Of Them.. Learned The Hard Way. Thank God I Washed My Hands Good Before Eating Or Else Id Probably Be dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 The symptoms include vomiting, cramps, delirium, convulsions, and diarrhea. Sounds like a night of drinking draft beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Didn't know touching them was that dangerous. I'll remember that.And darn it, as soon as "mushrooms" was said, I can't stop thinking "badger badger badger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDBGoalie Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Where's the picture of the Boa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'll post on tomorrow when I'm soberer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Step 1: eat shroomStep 2: trip balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bshultz0930 Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 Didn't know touching them was that dangerous. I'll remember that.And darn it, as soon as "mushrooms" was said, I can't stop thinking "badger badger badger".MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!!!hahahahahaha thats exactly what i thought of..i dont take chances with any sort of mushroom. if i eat an approximation amount of a golf ball, ill be dead (of canned or commercially sold). i have an allergy to them and they swell my throat. so any that randomly come up in the yard or side of tree, my wives got to deal with. i dont know if my kids carry the same allergy or not, i know my grandpa has it, but i dont take the chance, i love my little fuckers too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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