Sold my baseball and baseball glove for $1000

[Gunner75]

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at

work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and

hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy – “I have a baseball.”

Man – “That’s nice.”

Boy – “Want to buy it?”

Man – “No, thanks.”

Boy – “My dad’s outside.”

Man – “OK, how much?”

Boy – “$250″

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are

in the closet together.

Boy – “Dark in here.”

Man – “Yes, it is.”

Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Boy – “$750″

Man – “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go

outside and have a game of catch.” The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my

baseball and my glove.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them

for?”

Boy – “$1,000″

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like

that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take

you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”

[Likwid]

Yuck yuck yuck

[speedytriple]

^^ who are you and what did you do with Matt...LOL