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I'm Going Back To Bed...


JackFlash

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The economy sucks!!

Today I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I've noticed CEO's are now playing 'miniature' golf.

Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie is now adopting children from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth about 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."

And as if it couldn't get any worse, in desperation I called

the Suicide Hotline, which transferred my call to the

center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal,

they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I'm going back to bed...

 

-- Stolen from somewhere on Facebook.

 

  :facepalm:

 

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