JackFlash Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 The economy sucks!!Today I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.I've noticed CEO's are now playing 'miniature' golf.Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.Angelina Jolie is now adopting children from America.Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.A picture is now only worth about 200 words.They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."And as if it couldn't get any worse, in desperation I calledthe Suicide Hotline, which transferred my call to the center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal,they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.I'm going back to bed... -- Stolen from somewhere on Facebook. . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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