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THE PERFECT LUBE.


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Treat your bike to the best, buy Moby Dick's Sperm Oil and keep that chain lubed!

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Found this in my dads shop. It was apparently distilled and sold in Lodi, Ohio. I'm sure it's the last of Sperm Whale lubricants.

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Is it available in 55-gallon drum? I would hate to be in the middle of something and then find out there isn't enough :D

Haha I doubt its available anywhere but through geriatric hoarders and the black market. You'd have to shell a lot of clams to come up with 55 gallons lol

How do they get a whale to blow in that bottle?

If I had to guess I'd say a much bigger bottle... Or spears and wooden boats. Yet another mystery lol

I need to get a whale penis leather seat for my bike, then I can lube it up with whale oil and put a f+'k PETA sticker on my helmet and do rolling burnouts through town. #HipsterAsshole

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