Staubig Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Treat your bike to the best, buy Moby Dick's Sperm Oil and keep that chain lubed!Found this in my dads shop. It was apparently distilled and sold in Lodi, Ohio. I'm sure it's the last of Sperm Whale lubricants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 That's gotta be some old shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 MOBY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staubig Posted June 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 It cost a dollar and its 8 oz. I don't know what going rate for whale oil was, but I'm sure its old lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grokked Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Is it available in 55-gallon drum? I would hate to be in the middle of something and then find out there isn't enough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) How do they get a whale to blow in that bottle? Edited June 5, 2015 by C-bus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staubig Posted June 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Is it available in 55-gallon drum? I would hate to be in the middle of something and then find out there isn't enough Haha I doubt its available anywhere but through geriatric hoarders and the black market. You'd have to shell a lot of clams to come up with 55 gallons lolHow do they get a whale to blow in that bottle?If I had to guess I'd say a much bigger bottle... Or spears and wooden boats. Yet another mystery lolI need to get a whale penis leather seat for my bike, then I can lube it up with whale oil and put a f+'k PETA sticker on my helmet and do rolling burnouts through town. #HipsterAsshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 How do they get a whale to blow in that bottle? They got it drunk first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staubig Posted June 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 They got it drunk first!Give it enough tequila and it might even let you get frisky with dat blowhole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Hooker whales that spit into the bottle rather than swallow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 what happen to bacon lube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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