During a visit from the family...

[imagineer]

Probably only the folks from the New England states will understand this, but I’ll share anyway.   

A few weekends ago, we hosted a high school graduation party for my daughter.   For the first time in 23 years, my entire family traveled out from Massachusetts.     Even though it’s been over 2 decades since I moved West, I continually take crap from my family members because I moved to BFE Ohio, have guns, ride motorcycles, vote conservative, etc…

My parents arrived at my house right after I had rode home from work, just in time to see me getting off the bike.

Expecting to get another lengthy scolding on how dangerous motorcycles are, or that I am being selfish and not thinking of my kids, or that I’m setting a bad example; my mother simply looked at the bike, and the helmet and jacket hung over the handle bars and said, “Well, ahm glad you weah geah.”

[ScubaCinci]

So now that you live in Ohio, do you get to call them Massholes when they give you a hard time?

I'm from upstate NY originally and travel to Boston multiple times a year for work. My sister-in-law is from the Boston area and the last time I was up there I got her a shirt that has an image of a lobster on it and says "Keep cahm and pass the buttah"

[imagineer]

Nah, I may have moved fah, fah away, but ahm still a fahkin Mass-hole retahd and a wicked smaht-ass.

[what]

flatlanders.

 

though I'd rather deal with massholes than people from connecticut, i think we can all agree they're the worst.