Devils Advocate Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 In the next couple of weeks, I'm going to throw a "Bring your own fifth" party. I'll provide soda/juice etc to mix with whatever you bring if you want, and there will be plenty of shot glasses and shit. To get in, you MUST have a fifth, or, I might have a few extras here that you can buy off of me. Not looking for too many people, but just figured that I'd let you guys know about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Stocking your bar up, huh? Nice plan! graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Dude, we have bring your own fifth night, atleast three time a week there. Now it is public. Accept for Bowers... son of a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Yeah, if you dont drink all of your fifth, you can take it home with you. Or, I kill you and take it, depending on what I drink that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 I know what I'm bringing!!! Don't make it either of the two weekends after this one (15-17 and 22-24), I'm going to be out of town. graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Jesse... call me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 How close is it to Blacklikc/gahanna area? Cuz I'm down to get my drank on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Chadwick Von sweetness: Like fifteen minutes, all up in the D-U-B... But Ben Berberich is my best friend and he's always here, Im sure that you can carpool with him. In fact, we're drinking some beers tonight if you feel like joining. 614 323 2487 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 your mom gonna be home tex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Originally posted by Car Enthusiast: your mom gonna be home texNo shit I will take my shirt off, and get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 No. SHe wont. Knisley is a bitch and spoons with Marc, plus he isn't invited because only people who can drink more than four shots without getting sloppy and pissing all over the place can come. Brandon, there should be enough vagina there to satisfy a purebred horse. Another reason why Marc and Knisley aren't invited, I wouldnt want any malerape taking place that would distract all of the vagina tearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Alright well I'm down the next time. Just let me know a little bit ahead of time. Weekends are best for me c uz I work hella early during the week. Fuck it I'll drink wheneva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Alright, This is going to be some time in early august, I'll get a date as soon as I can. Fifths that I will have on hand for purchase by slackass douchebags that can't bring their own: -Tito's Vodka: Best vodka ever, seriously. 20-25$, depending on if you're a douche or not -Some rums, Probably one or two each of Parrot bay and the Captain. 25$ - One bottle of Jack (Only for proven hardcore badasses, Vomiting is strictly forbidden) Have to see what it costs me. If you cant tell, those prices are higher than store bought because you should ALL BRING YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED FIFTH, IT'S CALLED A BRING YOUR OWN FIFTH PARTY. Shots of Everclear will be four dollars apiece, and I decide when you've had enough, see sentence in capital letters above. There will be several cases of each of the following for mixers: Coke, Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, 7up, Dr pepper, lemonade, etc. the first person to volunteer to bring enough cups to kill a dog gets a free shot of the Clear. First come, first serve. I'll probably have a bottle of hypnotiq for the Hottest chick there, voted on by Berbs, Brandon, and Myself. (Brandon qualifies because he might be the only one of you that I've met to make sound judgements on a woman's physical appearance.) Feel free to bring as many hoes (that aren't ugly) as you feel like, But if anyone brings more than ONE dude I don't know/like, his ass will be thrown out promptly. You can stay if I like you, but your friend isn't coming in. I'm trying to keep house destruction to a minimum. Also remember, You are NOT getting in the door unless you bring a fifth. NO BEER. Don't like it? Don't come. The rest of us will be wayyyyyyy to fucking drunk to give a shit. The last several parties I threw (last summer) had frequent naked (Female, don't worry Marc, you won't be missing anything) wrestling matches. Bringing your girlfriend (or pregnant wife, eric) is probably not a good idea, unless you and her are comfortable with her joining in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 First. <---- Slackass Second. Dibs on a bottle of Titos Third. Originally posted by Y0gi: Hottest chick there, voted on by Berbs, Brandon, and Myself. Score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 I am a judge.WOOT. And I keep this updated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 non drinkers invited? wont cost you anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 There will be NO point coming if you aren't drinking. Holllaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 So whats goin on with this? BTW the parents outa town this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Never smoking pot again. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by The Truth: Never smoking pot again. Ever.Wrong. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 My body Hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Yeah, how is quiting working out for you there latly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Shut up bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stownFIEROohio Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 so when is this going down? and where? and will newbies be accepted? how about a photographer? a By the way does CR have a sanctioned photographer? if not, i'm totally game! www.neilmead.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 This isn't a CR event. In all likly hood, you will only see like 5 members outa 100 people. I would drive your beater too, when people get drunk they liek to throw stuff, and puke on things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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