Funny joke..

[Guest GSRchick714]

The Inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,

Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

 

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've

been such a good man and your motorcycles have

changed the world, your reward is, you can hang

out with anyone you want in Heaven.

 

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then

said, I want to hang out with God.

 

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and

introduced him to God.

 

God recognized Arthur and commented, Okay, so

you were the one who invented the Harley

Davidson motorcycle?!

 

Arthur said, Yeah, that's me...

 

God commented: Well, what's the big deal in

inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes

noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!

 

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally

spoke, Excuse me, but aren't y! ou the inventor of

woman?

 

God said, Ah, yes.

 

Well, said Arthur, professional to professional,

you have some major design flaws in your

invention:

 

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end

protrusion;

 

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

 

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble

too much;

 

4. The intake is placed way too close to the

exhaust;

 

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

 

Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,

replied God, hold on.

 

God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in

a few words and waited for the results.

 

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God

read it.

 

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,

God said to Arthur, but according to these

numbers, more men are riding my invention than

yours.

[TurboII7]

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[Devils Advocate]

God wins!

[AngryBMW]

Thats pretty good.

-Marc