Dave1647545494 Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 A law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the > > posted > > > > speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give >the > > > poor > > > > fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. > > > > So, he asks the man his name. > > > > > > > > "Fred," he replies. > > > > > > > > "Fred what?" the officer asks. > > > > > > > > "Just Fred," the man responds. > > > > > > > > When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that >he > > > > used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks he has a > > nutcase > > > > on his hands, but plays along with it. > > > > > > > > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" > > > > > > > > The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born >Fred > > > > Dingaling - I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all >the > > > time > > > > - so, I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I >got > > > > older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through >college, > > > > medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree, so >I > > was > > > > Fred Dingaling, MD. > > > > > > > > After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back >to > > > > school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got >my > > > > degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. > > > > > > > > Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my > > assistant. > > > > She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. > > > > > > > > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Now >I > > was > > > > Fred Dingaling MD with VD. > > > > > > > > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of >the > > VD, > > > > so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. > > > > > > > > Then the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard and tore up the > > Warning > > > > ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 >>>>That was >>a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>funny jo >>ke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 lol Originally posted by zeitgeist57: >>>>That was >>a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>funny jo >>ke!Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest infamous me 235 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 what's VD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt B. Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 -that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulo Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Doyle Brunson Jr.: what's VD "Venereal disease - a communicable disease transmitted by sexual intercourse or genital contact ." It's an STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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