Drunkendubber Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 i didnt write it and it could very well be a repost, but enjoy and debate for all i give a shit. *********************************************** " We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal (or conservative) bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be. ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy. ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are some of the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care. ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair. ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure. ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training aid to make yourself useful. ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws createdby those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights. ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! lastly... ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase "IN GOD WE TRUST" is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Damn fuckin straight. Bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! lastly... ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. actually there is no national language for the USA, write your congressman about it for all i give a fuck. actually this country was "started" by people that left their original country BECAUSE OF RELIGOUS persecution. and then annihilated the indians which i guess technically we should believe in their religion??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: Damn fuckin straight. Bitches.+9876543456789098765434567890987654 -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: Damn fuckin straight. Bitches. wierd, didn't you say this? Originally posted by Republicant: Do you guys get prizes when you prevent two people who love each other from getting married? which would go against this: "ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God." one man one woman is a part of our history, heritage and tradition as a country. Throw out the second sentance in artical XI and it still holds true. You are not being consistant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by mesteno: wierd, didn't you say this? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Republicant: Do you guys get prizes when you prevent two people who love each other from getting married? which would go against this: "ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God." one man one woman is a part of our history, heritage and tradition as a country. Throw out the second sentance in artical XI and it still holds true. You are not being consistant. </font>This type of logic is referred to as False Syllogism. Look it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 remember also that we have the bill of rights becuse rich salve owning males didn't wanna pay taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by Gas, Grass, or Ass: remember also that we have the bill of rights becuse rich salve owning males didn't wanna pay taxes Hey, I own some salve, what's wrong with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by Mensan: Hey, I own some salve, what's wrong with that? But did you pay taxes on the salve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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