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I have a fine example of german engineering in my back yard in need of a good garage to call home. Its a 2004 German Shephard with the uterus options package (as apposed to the pesky testecle option). Manufactured in late spring 2004, this deutsche speed machine is becoming more refined by the day. During the 40s, these dominted the French and Polish models. Responcive to simple comands and has recently taken to leaking fluids only on paper or outside. Moderate fuel consumption, and mild emissions. This fine Weibchen Hunden, dubbed "Mercedes", is available for an MSRP of $0.00, or 358 euros, not inlcuding tax and title. added fetures include 30ft tie down for backyard dyno tuning, neck mounted steering, half bag of fuel, and an "oh shit handle" made of bone.

My garage is incapable of housing this trackdog, but she's too good for the crusher (aka the humane society).

tell your friends

 

[ 14. November 2004, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Regenmeister ]

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