Humor for the Day 07/14/05

[Casper]

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare female gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery and

difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian

determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,

there were no male gorillas available.

 

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Jim,

an employee responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Jim, it was

rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but wasn't

very bight. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

 

Jim was approached with a proposition:

Would he be willing to make love to the gorilla for five-hundred dollars?

Jim showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over

very carefully.

 

The following day, Jim announced that he would accept their offer,

but only under three conditions. "First," he said, " I don't want to have to

kiss her. Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may

result from this union." The zoo administration quickly agreed to these

conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.

 

"Well," said Jim, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with

the five hundred dollars."

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