Orion Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 ...is today really your "birf-dey", you little pudwhacker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 yup, today's his birthday. and to celebrate, i'm taking his sister out for the night. hahahaha happy b-day fucktard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by satan: and to celebrate, i'm taking his sister out for the night. hahahaha LOL. I heard his sister is HOT, is that true? Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 happy birthday as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 dude, his sister is smokin' hot. i'd definitely piitb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by satan: dude, his sister is smokin' hot. i'd definitely piitb. That's exactly what I heard! What do we have to do to get some pics? I would do things to her that you wouldn't do to a farm animal! graemlins/leghump.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 I'll work on getting some pics. I plan on asking her to come to the dyno day. Maybe we can get her to pose on our cars... clothing optional. As for the farm animal thing, dude... there isn't anything I wouldn't do to a farm animal. Come on, let's be real about this. I'd teach to say daa-aa-aa-aa-ddy just like I did that sheep last weekend. I have to say though, those things you were doing to it with the Suave bottle were impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 I'm going to kill all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by satan: I'll work on getting some pics. I plan on asking her to come to the dyno day. Maybe we can get her to pose on our cars... clothing optional. As for the farm animal thing, dude... there isn't anything I wouldn't do to a farm animal. Come on, let's be real about this. I'd teach to say daa-aa-aa-aa-ddy just like I did that sheep last weekend. I have to say though, those things you were doing to it with the Suave bottle were impressive. Dude, don't even imply that she can wear clothing. I want her to understand that she has to be naked. Hey, think we could get her to sit on gear shifters and stuff for a little $$$? I mean, I'm not saying she is a prostitute or anything, now she might get off a little bit doing that... but it doesn't make her a prostitute, does it? She's just sitting on inanimate objects, right? Hey, her and I can share a shampoo bottle later too! I wonder if I would have to pay for that? Dude, were you watching the news last night? They were talking about all of those dead cattle on Hilliard-Rome road - well let's just say they didn't die of malnourishment if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Actually I know I don't really have to worry about anyone in this thread with my sister because they only like men, farm animals, and shampoo bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 So yeah, I just want to bend her over the hood of my car. That's all. As for the cattle, I'll be a son-of-a-bitch if they don't have the cleanest assholes of any cattle around. Buwahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Neo: Actually I know I don't really have to worry about anyone in this thread with my sister because they only like men, farm animals, and shampoo bottles. I like farm animals. Chris likes shampoo bottles. So, that leaves you, Brandon and DJ. Which one likes men???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Happy birthday Jesse! How old are you now? 17? tongue.gif -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by satan: yup, today's his birthday. and to celebrate, i'm taking his sister out for the night. hahahaha happy b-day fucktard You were spouting "train" last night............ Happy B-Day Jesse! Welcome to puberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by satan: Which one likes men???? You almost spoke too soon, but then... Originally posted by MadMalibu: Happy birthday Jesse! How old are you now? 17? tongue.gif -Marc Marc posted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Choo choo!!!!! http://homepages.westminster.org.uk/it_new/dl_btec2/train.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 I know I'm older than everyone in this thread except for the guy that's like 49 and maybe Chris, but I think I have him beat too. So you can all lick my taint. Especially you streetlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Neo: I know I'm older than everyone in this thread except for the guy that's like 49 and maybe Chris, but I think I have him beat too. So you can all lick my taint. Especially you streetlight. I'll like your sister's twat. Does that work? And by the way, get a fucking job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 I like her twat too. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. But it's all good when you hit it with a Sams Club size shampoo bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 happy b day. now to let your sister blow out the candle and then ice her cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 welp, happy birthday homie! for your present, i will buy you a t-shirt. what size does your sister wear again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Orion: welp, happy birthday homie! for your present, i will buy you a t-shirt. what size does your sister wear again? that's the best you could come up with out of this whole thread? we definitely know who jesse was refering to liking men... graemlins/gay.gif now back to discussing banging jesse's hot little sister... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 am i really going to have to defend myself against a guy who publicly admitted to liking cattle butt? im pretty sure jesse was talking about chris. i mean, really, its CHRIS. nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 happy birthday jesse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazztic1 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Jesse Happy Birthday man. It's Rob. From poker at DJ's... yup England Rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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