Humor for the Day 3/30/05

[Casper]

Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex:

 

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

 

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

 

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

 

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

 

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

 

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

 

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

 

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

 

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

 

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

 

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

 

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

 

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

 

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

 

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

 

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

 

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

 

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

 

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy

your favorite activity.

 

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

[Lustalbert]

good shit

[Guest GSRchick714]

Thats great graemlins/thatfunny.gif