Mensan Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said, "Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Nice. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Bwwhahahahah. First time I've seen it. Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olds455 Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 graemlins/thumb.gif So funny, yet so sadly typical... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 wait, that was a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DagoRcR Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 haha Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest monkey4sale321 Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Kool... Good Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 waiting for the punchline........ eli, your original material is way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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