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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said,

"Well, there's so much to live for!" He said,

"Like what?" I said,

"Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said,

"Religious." I said,

"Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said,

"Christian." I said,

"Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said,

"Protestant." I said,

"Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said,

"Baptist!" I said,

"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said,

"Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,

"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said,

"Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said,

"Reformed baptist church of

god, reformation of 1915!" I said,

"Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

-- Emo Phillips

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