Casper Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and finds her husband missing from bed. She gets out of bed and checks around the house. She hears someone sobbing; it seems to be coming from the basement. She turns on the light and goes down the stairs. There, curled up in the fetal position, is her husband, sobbing loudly. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asks, worried about what could be distressing him so much. "Well," he blubbers between sobs, "remember twenty years ago, when I got you pregnant, and your father said I either had to marry you or go to jail?" "Yes, Of course," she replies. "Well, I would have been released tonight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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