Guest 04GreyGT Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Star Wars Episode 3 was the most worthless pile of dog shit I've ever had the misfortune of watching. I don't know what to bitch about first, the shitty acting, the shitty dialouge, the shitty characters, or the shitty use of "special" effects. I say "special" because the effects start to lose their "specialness" when they're used in every god damn scene. Wow, more weird ass alien critters that make annoying sounds, and the droid army would be sweet if they weren't total pussies. They should have made the droids more like the terminator...a whole army of Schwarzeneggar's...that would be sweet. Why did all the Jedi except for Yoda, Anakin, Mace Windu, Kenobi, and Darth Sidius completely suck ass? Like when the 4 Jedi go to arrest Palpatine, and he whips out a light saber and cuts through the first three in about 2 seconds flat. What the hell, Windu can take Sidius alone, but these other 3 pussies can't manage to live more than 1 second into the fight....it's 4 on 1 for christs sake.........STUPID. The acting is too shitty to comment on, I'll bust a blood vessel just thinking about the fact that I spent 6 fucking bucks to watch this train wreck of a movie. I'm sure all the Star Wars fans are up in arms....face it guys, Star Wars is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSandwich Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by 04GreyGT: What the hell, Windu can take Sidius alone, but these other 3 pussies can't manage to live more than 1 second into the fight....it's 4 on 1 for christs sake.........STUPID.graemlins/thatfunny.gif yeah, I was wondering about that too.. yoda sensed he was about to be attacked, but all the other jedi that died b/c of "order 66" just got slapped down like bitches graemlins/slap.gif (if anyone asks, tell them you fell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Fortunately, since I am no longer 8 years old, I don't base my life on Star Wars and fantasy land. I saw the movie and enjoyed it; I was entertained. I'm sorry you took the movie too seriously and didn't like it... graemlins/gives.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 the main problem was, it was writen and directed by george lucas, a man far past his prime. The most important scene of the flick, the making of Andro'Vader, was the worst scene ever witht he worst line ever. Darth says "Noooo", I cannot beleive that made it to print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Go away stupid ass n00b.. I agree with Sean; I enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Homey D. Clown: Go away stupid ass n00b.. I agree with Sean; I enjoyed it.I enjoyed it, all the way up until Vader said "NOOOO". That most horrible of scenes ruined it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 the vader part was gay and josh you are a moron, no need to explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger1647545502 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 The Vader part was an "homage" to Frankenstein. "Homage" is French for "Lucas couldn't write his own scene". BTW the best acting in the whole movie was the baby who played Leia. Cute kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Overall, it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtschulze Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 I liked it. I remember seeing the original episodes (IV, V, & VI) in the theatre when I was just a young'en. I will say that the original three were better because they were ahead of their time and while I thought Revenge of the Sith was pretty kick a$$ it wasn't innovative. I don't care for the droid comedy. Like when they fall over and make a dying noise....kinda gay if you ask me. Otherwise I say thumbsup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. 2: Overall, it was good. +1 Plus, I saw it at Arena Grand, where reserved seating pwns all. It was a very relaxing 2hr20mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 maybe this weekend ill get around to seeing it. maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 04GreyGT Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 As far as everyone saying it was good.....WHY??? Give me one good reason that you thought the movie was good, you liked the story? You liked the acting? What did you like? The fact is, I paid 6 dollars expecting to be entertained, I wasn't entertained, the movie sucked. I sat there thinking, damn, this is lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 420GSXR1000 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 havent seen it yet NEED too.... ..but i think, acting or not, it will complete the story it started when i was 8 or whatever....i havent been too happy with any of the "new" episodes 1&2....but its the story im into i guess SGT...i agree 4 5 &6 were ahead of their time (and awesome, except for the "enhanced" vers), and the new episodes are just computers doing the work, which all movies have nowadays.... my 2 cents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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