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Hedberg Dead at 37


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Here are some of his jokes...

 

* I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah, reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like mine.

 

* I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

 

* One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

 

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?

 

 

Scott

 

Peace

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off the top of my head...

 

I think the pringle people were actualy going to make tennis balls. But when the rubber truck was supposed to show up, a potato truck showed up.

 

 

I wrote a movie script once, but when I took it in, the guy said it was pretty good, but that I should re-write it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy.

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