Casper Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 So, I just superglued my mouth closed. That sucked. For those curious, superglue doesn't really have a taste. But God damn does it dry quickly. It really sucks to pick out from your teeth. And kinda hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 graemlins/nonono.gif ..... graemlins/slap.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 graemlins/nutkick.gif graemlins/pics.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Kinda makes you feel really sick. I think I'm going to go throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgels Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 How?.....why?...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by burgels™: How?.....why?...... The cap was stuck. Tried to get it loose with my teeth. Ended up puncturing the cap and shooting half the damn tube of superglue into my mouth and down my throat. As soon as it happened I was, "I'm a stupid motherfucker". To top things off, I ended up superglueing my thumb and fore-finger together also. I ripped the skin pulling them apart. Buwahahaha. I get the dumbass of the year award without a doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elinar Longsight Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Just for you Ben....... http://www.ancoraimparo.net/license/dumbass.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Wow.. Just Wow.. Thats about as stupid as trying to put out a sparkler with your tongue.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by The_ Beak_ Of_ Fury: Thats about as stupid as trying to put out a sparkler with your tongue.. Have you tried it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by satan: Have you tried it? No Comment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by The_ Beak_ Of_ Fury: No Comment...Knowing him, he probably has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Wow. Props to stupidity!!! That is pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by satan: Kinda makes you feel really sick. I think I'm going to go throw up.hehe, no you're not graemlins/thumb.gif well, maybe out your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 ahaha thats the best...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 The worst part was picking it out of my teeth after I got my mouth open. I still have some in between my teeth. Hahahaha. Superglue kicked my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 brian = winnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 Ben for your brilliant research I here by give you the http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/pb64531ab4b3371e1f33bcfe36c351ee4/fa352461.jpgtongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 Dumbass, any idea what is in superglue? I figure not. So let me inform you. Cyanide. Yes, the same stuff that the Russian spies carried to kill themselves with if they get caught and in gas form the stuff that some of our most productive citizens have been put to death with in the gas chamber. SuperGlue, cyanoacrylate (C5H5NO2, for you chemistry buffs). is a mixture of acrylic and cyanide. Whats more if you either ingest it or heat it to tempatures above 350 degrees (I believe, temp may be a bit different but that's close) it WILL break down into its' base componets, now putting acrylic in your mouth is not a real genius thing to do. It will not earn you a Darwin award. Putting cyanide in your mouth however WILL get you a Darwin rather quickly. I used superglue a great deal when I was working with radio controlled cars, and there were MANY mentions of how dangerous the stuff was if you did certain things with it, like heating something that had been glued, with a heat knife or soldering iron. Something that I have experienced, and if you can get past the fact that it takes your breath quickly, it will also burn the shit out of your eyes. But I NEVER glued my mouth shut with the stuff. SO, let me know if you are still around in a couple of days, and if I don't hear from you, I will figure that I need to nominate you for the Darwin Awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 i hate to say i glued half my mouth shut doing the same thing, come on, someone else has done it too come on fess up the worst was working construction and leaning against a wall with some incredibly strong epoxy on it for a shower surround and having to cut my carhartt coat off of it. i was pissed, thats an expensive coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 "Drugs are bad MMMmmmm-Kay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGlue Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 Seeing as how cyanoacrylate has been used as a surgical adhesive, and that no matter how hot Ben thinks he is, I doubt that his body temperature ever remotely approaches 350 degrees, I'd venture to guess that he is safe from death anytime soon. The tragic part of this is, Ben glued his mouth shut and no one has it on video. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranger_Man Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: Dumbass, any idea what is in superglue? I figure not. So let me inform you. Cyanide. Yes, the same stuff that the Russian spies carried to kill themselves with if they get caught and in gas form the stuff that some of our most productive citizens have been put to death with in the gas chamber. SuperGlue, cyanoacrylate (C5H5NO2, for you chemistry buffs). is a mixture of acrylic and cyanide. Whats more if you either ingest it or heat it to tempatures above 350 degrees (I believe, temp may be a bit different but that's close) it WILL break down into its' base componets, now putting acrylic in your mouth is not a real genius thing to do. It will not earn you a Darwin award. Putting cyanide in your mouth however WILL get you a Darwin rather quickly. I used superglue a great deal when I was working with radio controlled cars, and there were MANY mentions of how dangerous the stuff was if you did certain things with it, like heating something that had been glued, with a heat knife or soldering iron. Something that I have experienced, and if you can get past the fact that it takes your breath quickly, it will also burn the shit out of your eyes. But I NEVER glued my mouth shut with the stuff. SO, let me know if you are still around in a couple of days, and if I don't hear from you, I will figure that I need to nominate you for the Darwin Awards. do you honestly think that ben is going to heat his mouth to 250 degrees? no one really cares whats in superglue, it works and its safe to use. safe even when you glue your mouth shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest domestic_disturbance Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by Jelloman457: graemlins/nutkick.gif graemlins/pics.gif i wanna see the same thing as him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 Truthfully, I have a tube of Crazy Glue at my office desk right now. Reason? INSTANTLY seals up a nasty papercut. Nu-Skin is the same exact thing but in a less volatile formula. I wouldn't suck down a tube, but for small (even deep) cuts I use it to bond the skin and keep on trucking. Works like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 nu skin doesnt stick as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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