Kuruma Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Not the typical cell phone driver rant, we all know those people need to drive off the side of the highway and die a firey death... No. What's even MORE annoying is when I'm at work, on the register, customers coming into the store on their cell phones, blabbering away, coming directly to the register, continuing their cell phone conversation, and ignoring the numerous "Is there something I can help you with?" questions I ask. Meanwhile, as they continue to stand there, and block other customers who ARE paying attention, the line is beginning to get longer, and longer. When I finally get ready to ask the next customer to move ahead, I'll just ring them up now, that's when the douchebag decides it's time to say what he wants. People need to hang their fucking phones up when they come into a store and begin trying to interact with an employee. They are not there to wait on you hand and foot, they are there to take your money, give you whatever it is you wanted to buy and send you on your way so the next 20 people after you can get what THEY want. Even worse is douchebags in public on those fucking Nextel walkie-talkie phones. Not only do I not want to hear you bitching at your friend about how your boyfriend sucks, I really don't want to hear her talking shit about how he sucks because he puked all over the car. The other people in the store don't want to hear that either. Use a headset, hang up, or go away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 420GSXR1000 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 ditto....pll are just plain fing rude in all respects!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow4now Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I agree completely. I hate cellphones, and I especially hate Nextels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I'm talking on my cell phone right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I don't smoke.. so if it wasn't for my cell phone how would I get my cancer? Maybe you should stop being so damn selfish and think about that one for a second suck bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stolen 5.0 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 i would die without my cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I like to hold up lines, it makes me feel powerfull inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BLUE BY U Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by Kuruma: Not the typical cell phone driver rant, we all know those people need to drive off the side of the highway and die a firey death... No. What's even MORE annoying is when I'm at work, on the register, customers coming into the store on their cell phones, blabbering away, coming directly to the register, continuing their cell phone conversation, and ignoring the numerous "Is there something I can help you with?" questions I ask. Meanwhile, as they continue to stand there, and block other customers who ARE paying attention, the line is beginning to get longer, and longer. When I finally get ready to ask the next customer to move ahead, I'll just ring them up now, that's when the douchebag decides it's time to say what he wants. People need to hang their fucking phones up when they come into a store and begin trying to interact with an employee. They are not there to wait on you hand and foot, they are there to take your money, give you whatever it is you wanted to buy and send you on your way so the next 20 people after you can get what THEY want. Even worse is douchebags in public on those fucking Nextel walkie-talkie phones. Not only do I not want to hear you bitching at your friend about how your boyfriend sucks, I really don't want to hear her talking shit about how he sucks because he puked all over the car. The other people in the store don't want to hear that either. Use a headset, hang up, or go away!i do this exact thing just to see how long a kid making six dollars an hour can take it tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 i like it when the come to the drive thru and talk on their cell phone and expect me to distinguish between their conversation and their order for a triple tall half caff skinny sugar free vanilla latte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Hi, Kuruma, this is Ashton Kutcher. You've been PUNK'D!1!one! Wow, we got you pretty good. Ha ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Get a better job, and get different shoes... The wrestling boots aren't cutting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 john are you as cool in real life as on the intraweb?!?!?! graemlins/thatfunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buckeyefarmboy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 soon to be added to school curriculum cell phone ettiquite 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by 151: Get a better job, and get different shoes... The wrestling boots aren't cutting it.My, aren't we the fashionista? So what would CR's own Bravo network hopeful recommend for this season's footwear? graemlins/supergay2.gif At least my jobs have paid my bills while my AE86 has been busted, so that I don't live on the street and starve. I'll worry about getting a better one (aside from the promotion I was just offered, and accepted the other day) when I fix up the FC a bit more so I can drive it around without getting pulled over for bullshit that doesn't affect driveability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by Kuruma: My, aren't we the fashionista? So what would CR's own Bravo network hopeful recommend for this season's footwear? graemlins/supergay2.gif At least my jobs have paid my bills while my AE86 has been busted, so that I don't live on the street and starve. I'll worry about getting a better one (aside from the promotion I was just offered, and accepted the other day) when I fix up the FC a bit more so I can drive it around without getting pulled over for bullshit that doesn't affect driveability.You can make fun of me for not looking like a retard when I go out in public all you want, but you're still the one wearing ninja-turtle teeshirts and a neon yellow windbreaker when you step outside your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Only thing I hate are the loud ringers and the Nextel people with the 2-way LOUD speaker talking. That makes me want to damage the device. Ordinarily, I'm not violent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by 151: You can make fun of me for not looking like a retard when I go out in public all you want, but you're still the one wearing ninja-turtle teeshirts and a neon yellow windbreaker when you step outside your house.Maybe because I don't really give a shit about what people think of my clothes? graemlins/lol.gif I've got better shit to worry about then that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Wait a second I have a call ......................................... .............................................................hold on ............................... ...................................................................................wait ...... ok what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Next time just ask "may I help you" and if no response then say "next please". Don't wait too long. Maybe then, they will learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 I really love downloaded ring tones. There's nothing like hearing a crappy song sound crappier coming out a quality cell phone speaker. Here's a good idea; when your phone rings...Fucking answer it!!!!! Scott peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 On the nextel issue, you can turn the speaker off and use it like a regular phone (well, with a button to talk that is), at least on any of the recent phones. Yet I continue to let the speaker play, because I crack up when friends beep me and start talking about how it burns when they pee and everyone at kroger looks over like "wtf?" I die laughing everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOS50 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 I learned my lesson with the Nextel when my buddy caught me in the grocery store line and said on the Nextel"The wife said pickup some milk or your not getting any tonite".Needless to say EVERYONE in the store looked at me.I just turned around and said "I gotta go get some milk,I'll be back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigress01 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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