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Who shot JFK?


Casper

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yeah, I didn't see shit, except for a limo driver watching his client's grey matter get delivered through his skull....

Imagine you're the limo driver... I bet this is what he was thinking:

1) What is that whizzing sound?

2) Why in the hell is JFK making that stupid gurgling sound? He must have swallowed that bug that just wizzed by my ear.

3) HOLY SHIT, his head just exploded!!!! I am never going to get that smell out of my car.

4) Bitch, I told you, "NO STANDING UP WHILE THE TOP IS DOWN."

5) Who is that asshole who just jumped on the back of my car?!?!?

6) Note to self: update resume upon returning home.

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I didn't see him reach back. It looks as if he looks back. That's probably a natural reaction after hearing JFK gurgle the words "OH FUCK."

thats when he slows down. then he looks back to confirm the kill shot before he takes off again.

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4) Bitch, I told you, "NO STANDING UP WHILE THE TOP IS DOWN."

5) Who is that asshole who just jumped on the back of my car?!?!?

6) Note to self: update resume upon returning home.

It is a common mis-conception that she is trying to flee the car but she is actually trying to retrieve a piece of his skull/head

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