Dave1647545494 Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by Ricochet: Doug's a cool guy in person.. http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/kenny/sweet/no.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted August 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by ttemper: i think desperado is mad b/c his prescription to viagra ran out, and he cant get off watching real sex on hbo...Being as you are a firefighter, a profession that I have ALOT of respect for, I will try to forget about the Viagra comment. Because, at some point in the far distant future, I might need the stuff. But for now, I am still capable. Besides, I am married, don't need movies to get off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: Being as you are a firefighter, a profession that I have ALOT of respect for, I will try to forget about the Viagra comment. Because, at some point in the far distant future, I might need the stuff. But for now, I am still capable. Besides, I am married, don't need movies to get off. Answer my question, fuck wad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted August 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 What question asshole? EDIT: Oh, found it. why 13,s.... Well gee, could be the fact I have a huse to take care of, a wife and two kids. And maybe the fact that I have more to worry about than going fast. I guess maybe if I got my car ripped off and got a big insurance check I would be going faster. But I would probably put a roof on my house and finish my other project car. I guess that maybe I should be more like you and be more concerned with going fast. But I guess the biggest question is this, just how much of your car is paid for and how much is on Credit Cards at 19% interest? Not that I care. But my shit IS paid for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 My car was paid for the day I bought it (the image is even dated, just for you, fagmo). http://www.ihateaol.co.uk/misc/pics/08.02.04-06:54:50whatafuckingdouche.jpg The other car would have been just as fast as this one by now. It was only a set of heads and a cam short of this one. In fact, it was better in a few spots. But what do I know, I can't run 6's for $25k. Also quite funny that you imply I have no other interest than cars. Keep digging, dumbass. I still fail to see how you can't afford to run better than 13's. But what do I know, I've never worked on a car. I just put shit on credit and buy shit with insurance money. I've never worked a day in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Hmmm, It's not like the shit ain't setting here to go faster. So tell me what you figure that a 327 with a 250 shot, 3500 stall, on a car that weighs in at 3100 should run. There again, it's not that I can't afford, I suppose it's a lack of motivation to bother. But I guess I have less to prove than you. You have proved that you can run 10's. Good for you. And, you can prove that as big a douche bag as I may be, I pale in comparison to you. The 6's for 25 comment I made how fucking long ago? Kick that dead horse Kenny! I only see two people that are still bringing that up. And yeah, I still stand by it. You have to remember that I never said shit about being in regulation, safe, or have repeatability, just that it WAS possible, and never said that I had done it either. Seems that you either missed that or you aren't bright enough to understand it. Either way, I don't really fucking care. Something else interesting, the comments that you make remind me just how fucking immature you are. FAGMO???? What the hell is a Fagmo?? And what is this facination with douchebags????? You got some sort of a fucking fetish with female hygine products or what? So anyway, I conceed that you are WAY cooler than I am Kenny, you are so much smarter, and faster, and even as big an asshole as I may be, there again, you beat me on that too by being a bigger asshole. So you keep running 10's and I will stay at 13's and you will always be the better man. Just out of curiosity, I checked your receint posts, you know that the only thing you have posted lately is the bullshit about arguing with me here in the Kitchen and in Senior members area. Now as far as what the topic was in SM section. Nothing constructive obviously. So I am glad you have found something to amuse yourself with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: The 6's for 25 comment...I still stand by it. You have to remember that I never said shit about being in regulation, safe, or have repeatability, just that it WAS possiblehttp://www.msprotege.com/members/Mallard/Pics/6sfor25k.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: Just out of curiosity, I checked your receint posts, you know that the only thing you have posted lately is the bullshit about arguing with me here in the Kitchen and in Senior members area. Now as far as what the topic was in SM section. Nothing constructive obviously. So I am glad you have found something to amuse yourself with.Just wanted to point out this is the second (maybe third, probably more?) time recently that you have accused someone of doing the exact same thing you are doing and saying it is the worst thing in the world. I pointed it out once already but it's obvious from this statement you didn't get my subtle hint that time so I figured I would spell it out for you this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by Mallard: http://www.msprotege.com/members/Mallard/Pics/6sfor25k.jpgYeah, baby, that's it. Somebody finally figured it out. It's about time. Mallard wins. He gets to ride with me on the first pass I make. Actually I figure if I put the rocket up his ass, I can sit on it and use his legs as handle bars. I would be riding the rocket though. Or strap the bastard to a gocart frame, something. Ain't none of you ever seen that movie where Slim Pickins rides the nuke in???? Of course you can't get a nuke for 25, but a JATO motor can be had for that. It's the sort of shit that you do after the skank that you are banging looks up and says "Oh NO don't cum in me.... the doctor said that the AZT would screw up my birth contol pills." After that you basically have nothing to loose. I can't comment on how I would personally react to that, but there are others here that may know what it's like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 You love to ride the rocket, don't you. Fagmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: Yeah, baby, that's it. Somebody finally figured it out. It's about time. Mallard wins. He gets to ride with me on the first pass I make. Actually I figure if I put the rocket up his ass, I can sit on it and use his legs as handle bars. I would be riding the rocket though. Or strap the bastard to a gocart frame, something. Ain't none of you ever seen that movie where Slim Pickins rides the nuke in???? Of course you can't get a nuke for 25, but a JATO motor can be had for that. It's the sort of shit that you do after the skank that you are banging looks up and says "Oh NO don't cum in me.... the doctor said that the AZT would screw up my birth contol pills." After that you basically have nothing to loose. I can't comment on how I would personally react to that, but there are others here that may know what it's like.You guys are pushing this loser to the brink of insanity. The above reads like word salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: Hmmm, It's not like the shit ain't setting here to go faster. So tell me what you figure that a 327 with a 250 shot, 3500 stall, on a car that weighs in at 3100 should run. There again, it's not that I can't afford, I suppose it's a lack of motivation to bother. Maybe you could be more vague. That might help me out a little. Originally posted by desperado: But I guess I have less to prove than you. You have proved that you can run 10's. Good for you. And, you can prove that as big a douche bag as I may be, I pale in comparison to you. Wouldn't that mean you have MORE to prove? Seeing as I already do what I say, and you just run your mouth on the internet? Man, your logic (or lack of) is flawed. Originally posted by desperado: The 6's for 25 comment I made how fucking long ago? Kick that dead horse Kenny! I only see two people that are still bringing that up. And yeah, I still stand by it. You have to remember that I never said shit about being in regulation, safe, or have repeatability, just that it WAS possible, and never said that I had done it either. Seems that you either missed that or you aren't bright enough to understand it. Either way, I don't really fucking care. I don't care how long ago it was made. The fact that you still believe it can be done is what kills me. Say you get a FREE 6 second car with NO problems. You wouldn't be able to drive it to a 6 before something broke. It's not that easy, maybe if you'd spend some time at the track instead of in front of your comp-u-tar, you could learn something. On top of it not staying together long enough for YOU to dial it in, you don't have a fucking license. Originally posted by desperado: Something else interesting, the comments that you make remind me just how fucking immature you are. FAGMO???? What the hell is a Fagmo?? And what is this facination with douchebags????? You got some sort of a fucking fetish with female hygine products or what? Ah - but it's not immature for you (however old you are) to sit here and talk shit to Doug about living with his parents? Open a dictionary and look up the word "irony". Originally posted by desperado: So anyway, I conceed that you are WAY cooler than I am Kenny, you are so much smarter, and faster, and even as big an asshole as I may be, there again, you beat me on that too by being a bigger asshole. So you keep running 10's and I will stay at 13's and you will always be the better man. Good. Now just stop posting dumbass things and I'll stop talking to you. Moron. Originally posted by desperado: Just out of curiosity, I checked your receint posts, you know that the only thing you have posted lately is the bullshit about arguing with me here in the Kitchen and in Senior members area. Now as far as what the topic was in SM section. Nothing constructive obviously. So I am glad you have found something to amuse yourself with. My lack of interest in this board fell off when, 1. All of my posts get fucked with. 2. Every new member drives an 18 second car. I'm glad you figured that out all by yourself. I'm sure no one else has noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by kenny: Originally posted by desperado: Originally posted by desperado: [qb]The 6's for 25 comment I made how fucking long ago? Kick that dead horse Kenny! I only see two people that are still bringing that up. And yeah, I still stand by it. You have to remember that I never said shit about being in regulation, safe, or have repeatability, just that it WAS possible, and never said that I had done it either. Seems that you either missed that or you aren't bright enough to understand it. Either way, I don't really fucking care. I don't care how long ago it was made. The fact that you still believe it can be done is what kills me. Say you get a FREE 6 second car with NO problems. You wouldn't be able to drive it to a 6 before something broke. It's not that easy, maybe if you'd spend some time at the track instead of in front of your comp-u-tar, you could learn something. On top of it not staying together long enough for YOU to dial it in, you don't have a fucking license. QUOTE] Damn, you just proved me wrong. Fuck, I didn't think you knew shit. But I was wrong. Because your right, IF I made a 6 sec pass in some POS, the Tech crew would be escorting my from the track. ANd yes, you do have to have a license to run that fast. As far as breaking the car, if I had it, I don't know, might and might not. But license, no I don't have a license, and not even sure that I could pass the phyical to get the thing. Never mind not having a vehicle to make the passes required to get the license. Now as far as all your posts getting fucked with, thing about it, NONE of your posts have been fucked wiht lately. I do realize that the only thing that either of us has been doing is fuckin with each other. I can't say much about the slow car thing. I don't tend to down people for driving slow cars, but as far as racing, or lack ther of, your right. You ask why I run 13's and no faster, why bother, Figure that you, cold air, kevin, Anthony's car, and a few others are fast. And I don't want to hear it from the people that I left out, if your fast you know it. But why bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: Damn, you just proved me wrong. Fuck, I didn't think you knew shit. But I was wrong. Because your right, IF I made a 6 sec pass in some POS, the Tech crew would be escorting my from the track. ANd yes, you do have to have a license to run that fast. As far as breaking the car, if I had it, I don't know, might and might not. But license, no I don't have a license, and not even sure that I could pass the phyical to get the thing. Never mind not having a vehicle to make the passes required to get the license. Look, dumbass admits it. You can't build a 6 second car for anywhere near $25,000. He's making progress! Originally posted by desperado: Now as far as all your posts getting fucked with, thing about it, NONE of your posts have been fucked wiht lately. I do realize that the only thing that either of us has been doing is fuckin with each other. Someone lied to you. Maybe not now, since I made post after post until it was public... Originally posted by desperado: I can't say much about the slow car thing. I don't tend to down people for driving slow cars, but as far as racing, or lack ther of, your right. You ask why I run 13's and no faster, why bother, Figure that you, cold air, kevin, Anthony's car, and a few others are fast. And I don't want to hear it from the people that I left out, if your fast you know it. But why bother. You can't, but you do, over, and over, and over again. Why bother? You tell me Mr. 6 second $25k car with a 8 car garage attached to the biggest house in Columbus (not Dublin, god forbid it's in Dublin. dem der fuckin golfers). My car isn't fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 I know how to make a car to cover a 1/4 mile in 6 sec. for 25k or under. Buy a POS for $50. Just a car with wheels. Doesn't even have to run. Charter a cargo plane to go out over an ocean then push the car out. I'm sure it'll cover a 1/4 mile within 6 sec. I'm sure you'll have enough money left over for a couple of jet packs incase that's not fast enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by desperado: [QBI can't say much about the slow car thing. I don't tend to down people for driving slow cars[/QB]What did you say the other week? "You drive a Dodge Shadow so STFU" That may not be exact, but I'm to lazy to look it up and I think you get the gist of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.