Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 CADILLAC OWNERS ARE A BUNCH OF FUKKING MORONS! graemlins/doh.gif That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Wait, my dad has a Cadillac. We'll need some elaboration on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Oh its just the retards over at cadillacforums.com. And when I say retards I mean REEEtards. My favorite is the kill story where the guy races the Z28... ...all the way up to second gear! And wins. Then there's these two demonstrations of automotive skilldashery: Gem one. Gem two - starts halfway down There's more scrumptileeicious racetastic technogeniusery sprinkled all over that forum but I'm tired and going to go drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Wow. I read most of "Gem one" - I see where you're coming from. In that thread, I thought you demonstrated amazing patience. And what was up with the V FORCE guy? At first, he's TYPING ALL IN CAPS, then, oddly, He Switches To Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word. What The Gay Is That All About? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Man I just don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 V Force can not have been more than 15 years old. No sensible adult could have such terrible grammar and spelling and be able to function well enough in the real world to be able to afford a CTS-V. I refuse to believe it. Either that, or he was just some bastard who took out a CTS-V for a test drive and thought it was the greatest car in the world so he'd post about how awesome a driver of it he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Oh there's lots more. From the guy that thinks his Sedan Deville will "smoke a GTO" to the racing superstar who's previous ride was a SHO so fast it "couldn't be touched" on the highway, to the mechanical whiz who tells us "NA motors are more efficient and sophisticated than forced induction motors" Cadillacforums.com is just chalk full of automotive nirvana. I can learn so much there. HURRAY FOR ME. Oh by the way, did you know that "if you want a drag car just buy yourself an WRZ or a EVO, but if you want handling, there's no replacement for displacement." Good to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrelyNutsDSP Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Reading that gave me a headache... graemlins/nonono.gif I feel your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Wow that is the ugliest forum layout, evar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Just got done reading those. Those people over there for the most part sound like idiots. They do not sound like they are very informed about the automotive world in general, let alone getting down to specific details about different car makes and models. Good luck on that board man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Its a shame that the V caddies are so damn nice, and that such a group of tools must be the owners. Kinda like how every GTO owner (save for one) I have ever met think the GTO (newer) is God's gift to man and it can out drive and out handle any car on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 The Standard of the World Wide Web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA "actually the camaro ss, trans am ram air, and corvette z06 all use blowers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Originally posted by Ben1: "actually the camaro ss, trans am ram air, and corvette z06 all use blowers"Oh wow. graemlins/nonono.gif Originally posted by Mowgli: Oh by the way, did you know that "if you want a drag car just buy yourself an WRZ or a EVO, but if you want handling, there's no replacement for displacement."Yes, the dreaded WRZ - very, very fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 moog, dont you have a cadillac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 So would you say that there is even more misinformation in the Cadillac owners world than the DSM world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Originally posted by iwishiwascool: So would you say that there is even more misinformation in the Cadillac owners world than the DSM world? Hmm, Judging from my 3 week tenure among the undead so far - OH YEAH Things I learned at CadillacForums.com: - turbo'd SHOs are so fast they can't be touched on the highway - NA motors are more sophisticated and efficient than Forced Induction motors - race only to second gear then let off at 5500 rpm. You're *** win! - the only GM FI cars were sidewinders - the z06, Camaro SS, and Transam ram air all use blowers - If you want a drag car buy yourself a "WRZ" or an EVO, but if you want handling, there's no replacement for displacement. - Wheelhop is caused by runflat sidewall metal - vibration is a "design feature" of IRS to enhance "driver feedback" - the Mach1 is turbocharged - lean = power - wooden dashboards are an indicator to the driver and passengers of high performance - higher compression means more knock resistance - 80s Sedan Deville's can eat new GTOs alive Mmmm. I feel myself getting smarter n faster by the minute. Look for me on the pole at the Indianapolis 500 next year... Originally posted by Orion: moog, dont you have a cadillac? Yes. I like to call the pain ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Mowgli: Same goes for the V6 in the Pontiac GTPs (almost same Eaton M113 supercharger) 4.6 DOHC S/C = Eaton M112 97-03 3800 Series II S/C = Eaton M90 Gen IV 04+ 3800 Series III S/C = Eaton M90 Gen V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Hey I said "almost" same tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 smile.gif Just bustin your balls, hombre Check your PMs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Originally posted by Mowgli: - race only to second gear then let off at 5500 rpm. You're *** win! - the z06, Camaro SS, and Transam ram air all use blowers - Wheelhop is caused by runflat sidewall metal - vibration is a "design feature" of IRS to enhance "driver feedback" - the Mach1 is turbocharged - wooden dashboards are an indicator to the driver and passengers of high performance - higher compression means more knock resistance lmfao sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Originally posted by Mowgli: Hmm, Judging from my 3 week tenure among the undead so far - OH YEAH Things I learned at CadillacForums.com: - turbo'd SHOs are so fast they can't be touched on the highway - NA motors are more sophisticated and efficient than Forced Induction motors - race only to second gear then let off at 5500 rpm. You're *** win! - the only GM FI cars were sidewinders - the z06, Camaro SS, and Transam ram air all use blowers - If you want a drag car buy yourself a "WRZ" or an EVO, but if you want handling, there's no replacement for displacement. - Wheelhop is caused by runflat sidewall metal - vibration is a "design feature" of IRS to enhance "driver feedback" - the Mach1 is turbocharged - lean = power - wooden dashboards are an indicator to the driver and passengers of high performance - higher compression means more knock resistance - 80s Sedan Deville's can eat new GTOs alive Mmmm. I feel myself getting smarter n faster by the minute. Look for me on the pole at the Indianapolis 500 next year... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Orion: moog, dont you have a cadillac? Yes. I like to call the pain ironic.</font>Wow... who the hell taught them that??? I especially like the wheel hop one... thats classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 What I don't understand is this, why spend all that money on a V or a Cobra when you could buy an 80s turbo Dodge, put $5-10k in it, and smoke either one? *applying asbestos-OK, flame on* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted February 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Most likely because I don't like sitting in a pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mowgli: Most likely because I don't like sitting in a pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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