desperado Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 I finally figured it out, the level of the ricer and his motivation. I figured out all of this watching my 5 yr old with his matchbox cars. Of course making car noises, and it hit me. I always knew that I recognized the sound of a fart pipe muffler. I could just never put it all together. Fart pipes sound like little kids making car noises. And the wild ass colors, huge, gaudy assed bolt on's and other totally rediculous mods that we all see and laugh at. Well, has anyone looked at a matchbox lately??? And the final thing, the kids that sit behind the wheel of their daddies car, making loud obnoxous noises, imagining that they are flying down the road, when the reality is they are just sitting there. Well, ricers think there cars are really fast, make loud obnoxious noises and hardly move. So there it is, the ricer mentality revaaled, as one step beyond sitting in your daddies car making noises and going nowhere fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST POST IN HISTORY!!!! that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 i was gonna post but no reason!?!? but nice find i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Step away from the keyboard! Put it down now and no one will get hurt. We can all walk away from this. Do the right thing man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST POST IN HISTORY!!!! that is all Desperado you're a fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 I thought it was funny, great insight into the ricers mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 I do it for the chics. Woot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Desperado you're a fuck up That's strong words coming from mub bog man. I hear that they are selling rebel flag decals for the top of your car. I figure you would want to know so you can slap one on the 240/mud truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Good comeback, Desperado. Please stop breathing. Indefinitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Hey good Dr. Perhaps you could perscribe him something that will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Hmm, I guess you haven't heard that Jon was converting his 240 to a hillbilly mud racer. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17731 Maybe that will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 You mean Brandon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Step away from the keyboard! Put it down now and no one will get hurt. We can all walk away from this. Do the right thing man. Haha It's true though, dwnwifda4cylscuzomgtheyrslowz111!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 You mean Brandon? Yeah, mud bogger boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Yeah, mud bogger boy. Your a fucking idiot, with dissing skills of a 8 year old. Shouldnt you be maintaining your pot gut, go eat some lard. (anyluck it will induce a massive heart attack) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Your a fucking idiot, with dissing skills of a 8 year old. Shouldnt you be maintaining your pot gut, go eat some lard. (anyluck it will induce a massive heart attack) There you go again, showing concern with my apperence, I am doing just find at maintaining my figure, but thanks anyhow for the continued concern. As far as my dissing skills, it seems that the worse it gets the more you try to poke fun at what I say and claim it's from continuingly younger minds. And while my dissing skills may only be that of an 8 yr old, running your car into a curb, while trying to use it to mug bog is a clear indication of the driving skills of an 8 year old. So buddy, what did your mama pack in your lunch today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 There you go again, showing concern with my apperence, I am doing just find at maintaining my figure, but thanks anyhow for the continued concern. As far as my dissing skills, it seems that the worse it gets the more you try to poke fun at what I say and claim it's from continuingly younger minds. And while my dissing skills may only be that of an 8 yr old, running your car into a curb, while trying to use it to mug bog is a clear indication of the driving skills of an 8 year old. So buddy, what did your mama pack in your lunch today? You're a fuck up, go delcare bankrupcy again you unresponsible moron. Since you need some health tips, better start eating your wheaties See you in a week pot gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Damn man, financial advice, health tips and a proposition for a date in a weeks time. I FEEL THE LOVE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 dude wow make fun of a mud bogger wow you hav e the e-badass rating just dropped to 10pts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 dude wow make fun of a mud bogger wow you hav e the e-badass rating just dropped to 10pts see what happens when you try to make jokes of something you don't know anything about but anyways brandon = keith keith = brandon any questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 see what happens when you try to make jokes of something you don't know anything about but anyways brandon = keith keith = brandon any questions? Did you smoke crack when you made that post, thats my question ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 see what happens when you try to make jokes of something you don't know anything about but anyways brandon = keith keith = brandon any questions? NO NO NO... there is a BIG difference, I don't practice my drifting in my wanna be mud mobile 240. Hell don't even drift. Brandon on the other hand is a master drifter. Master at drifting into curbs at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 NO NO NO... there is a BIG difference, I don't practice my drifting in my wanna be mud mobile 240. Hell don't even drift. Brandon on the other hand is a master drifter. Master at drifting into curbs at least. Smell envy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted September 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Smell envy? Na, it might have been the beans and cabbage I ate though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cgotti Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I do it for the chics. Woot! That's all right if your into highschool girls. I can't imagine why a real women would wan't to have anything to do with a guy that drives a chick car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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