Humor of the day: 10/20

[JaSSon]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

following reasons:

 

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me to diseases.

_______________________________

 

Dear Penis,

 

After assessing your request, and considering the

arguments you have raised, the management denies your

request for the following reasons:

 

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH

brief work period.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the

management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are

often seen visiting other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be

pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of

your shift.

7. You dont always observe necessary safety

regulations, such as wearing the correct protective

clothing.

8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated work area

before you have completed the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been

seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two

suspicious-looking bags.

 

Sincerely, The Management

[Lustalbert]

Classic

[fattyona12]

Funny