Tulo Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Summary: A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines football team, who the judge firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 HA. pwn3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 I posted this like 2 weeks ago. Yay, I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 LOL - that one was good. Sorry, Kevin R, didn't see your post of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Sorry, Kevin R, didn't see your post of it. Guess it needed reposted, only 3 saw mine. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18484&highlight=joke A funny one indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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