Devils Advocate Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 You guys won't believe it. 95Olds' sister and I have been fucking lately, and tonight she brought me his diary that she found. The best entry (and the one that was written in the closest resemblance of english) went like this: "Omg Diyury, I mizs you so much wen im at wurk LOL. Fur some reezun, stoopid boss guy thinx that joo detreckt (sp? lol im so tyrd i cnt spel) frm my flor sweping. Iv ben spindeng lots off tym nxt to ppl wif fast carz nuts laytly, and it shur iz geting hawt dwn here. yud be teh bast diyry evar if joo mayd me sum limonayd, keke. Oh wowaz, I hrt yu soooo much. Luv, Rabbert. xoxocoxoxox" Just figured that I'd share. Needless to say, I haven't laughed this hard at a piece of literature since I read John Kerry's presidential platform. PS: Rabbert, if you get mad about the sister part, then you're too hillbilly even for the Dukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 People not allowed to post in this thread: -Marc (Don't ruin a good thing) -Devil Ben (as much as you love to hold my jock, I'm doing fine by myself. Thanks, though) - Jesse (If you habitually pass out after one drink, then what would replying to a thread with this level of ownage do to you?) -Tinman (You should spend more time in your "garage" listening to techno and fooling around with all that ancient technology that's shoved carelessly under your AutoZone hood. Bitch.) -Dj Flex (Nobody wants to hear from a cell-phone jockey who drives an amphibious car. Seriously.) -Eli ( Intelligence is something that, while harming most of the people on the board, is appreciated by the rest of us who know where our feet are located. Go find some, then report back. I might have some Gummi bears for you if you don't hurt yourself.) -Anthony (Please don't waste any energy on typing. With a 400-calorie-a-day diet, you can't really do anything besides think. On second thought, don't do that either. It must be a bitch to have to turn off the smoke detectors every time your brain moves a few neurons around.) -Glenn (As far as I'm concerned, your PhD doesn't mean shit, and you certainly must have bought it. You display the coherence and and thought-formulation processes of one of Eli's children, and it's definitely the stupid one. Spend more time searching for penis-enlargement pills on the internet. Any one of the emails in your inbox could be the answer to your problems. Better hurry, or it will just shrink into your body.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 omgwtfpwnt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Rane: what's your favorite flavor Wrap? I need to know this for the Winter Break... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 the lemonade thing was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 - Jesse (If you habitually pass out after one drink, then what would replying to a thread with this level of ownage do to you?) So, you getting even fatter down there in Athens yet? :asshole: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 -Dj Flex (Nobody wants to hear from a cell-phone jockey who drives an amphibious car. Seriously.) if the car was amphibious, i would have just floated my happy ass out of the big ass puddle, wouldnt i? so much for higher education. i guess english isnt your major. what does mom think about you borrowing the car for months at a time? you really ought to come visit more often. dont worry about the phone call man, between your unwashed self and your moms "baron von munchausen", shell smell you coming. youd think with all the walking you do down there that youd find it easier to maintain your girlish figure. youre almost as big as me, man. and thats sayin something. guess ill have to sit ACROSS the table from you next time i want to get paid. sorry to hijack your thread. who were we making fun of, again? oh yeah, "rabbert". shit. you know, sometimes you talk shit about people, and then sometimes you just bite your knuckle and say "daaaammn." i think this is one of those times. jon, poker tonight, make the trip. call me, smooches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cgotti Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 You guys won't believe it. 95Olds' sister and I have been fucking lately, and tonight she brought me his diary that she found. The best entry (and the one that was written in the closest resemblance of english) went like this: "Omg Diyury, I mizs you so much wen im at wurk LOL. Fur some reezun, stoopid boss guy thinx that joo detreckt (sp? lol im so tyrd i cnt spel) frm my flor sweping. Iv ben spindeng lots off tym nxt to ppl wif fast carz nuts laytly, and it shur iz geting hawt dwn here. yud be teh bast diyry evar if joo mayd me sum limonayd, keke. Oh wowaz, I hrt yu soooo much. Luv, Rabbert. xoxocoxoxox" Just figured that I'd share. Needless to say, I haven't laughed this hard at a piece of literature since I read John Kerry's presidential platform. PS: Rabbert, if you get mad about the sister part, then you're too hillbilly even for the Dukes. Can't wait to see the response to this. $10 says you won't be able to understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 fuck I want to play poker but I have plans.. I also want to buy your car. Fuck you for letting me test drive it my bad, man. tell all your freinds. seriously, whatplans do you have tonight that are cooler than poker? were not playing till nine. call me, mang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 PM's, you faggots!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 "Omg Diyury, I mizs you so much wen im at wurk LOL. Fur some reezun, stoopid boss guy thinx that joo detreckt (sp? lol im so tyrd i cnt spel) frm my flor sweping. Iv ben spindeng lots off tym nxt to ppl wif fast carz nuts laytly, and it shur iz geting hawt dwn here. yud be teh bast diyry evar if joo mayd me sum limonayd, keke. Oh wowaz, I hrt yu soooo much. Luv, Rabbert. xoxocoxoxox" *applause* Best work to date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 hoo rah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Forgot to add gettin krunk off sum demz 40z! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Does 95Olds have the license plate "GC RACIN"? I saw that on what looked like an Alero or some shitbox on the highway on the way home from work today, with some middle aged lady driving it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Rane: what's your favorite flavor Wrap? I need to know this for the Winter Break... you better say blueberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 i wasnt on the do not post list so does that make it mandatory for me to make a post? if so hello and that was freakin funn'e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Wow. Impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Did you give her..... the Dirty Sanchez yet? http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Hey I wasn't included in the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 You're too sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Dear God. This shit roxors!!!!1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 You're too sexy. Trueness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 -Eli ( Intelligence is something that, while harming most of the people on the board, is appreciated by the rest of us who know where our feet are located. Go find some, then report back. I might have some Gummi bears for you if you don't hurt yourself.) They've been in my pocket so they're all warm and squishy. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif Seriously, is that supposed to be an insult of some kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Seriously, is that supposed to be an insult of some kind? I'll be insulted if you don't interpret that as an insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Strawberry or peach white owls :-p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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