Casper Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Fuck them, (i realize this is a joke) but they didnt vote for us in the whole nato deal, so we shouldnt even look to hanlde their patheic asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 HAHAHA, Fuck the french, NOTHING good has ever come from there, and we are constantly bailing their pathetic ass out. Not to mention that french people have absolutely no fucking gratitude for all that we have done, and continue to do for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 dude, i love french fries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Ok, so then they have the french fries, but thats all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 The irony is that Paris was originally developed to stop rioting, the streets are laid out so the military can react quickly and they are able to see anyone coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Fuck the frenchies. Frech forgin legion is the only real military they have, and the goverment has managed to piss them off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 i agree with you guys 100%, however, they do make some bomb ass toast over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Bling Blau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 you guys ever watch a show called American Dad? he was asked if he liked his french toast and he replied it was sucked like the country, but his America toast was a awesome haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 dude, i love french fries! Remember, they're no longer called french fries. They're freedom fries! http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200303/df20030317.jpg http://sigma.shackspace.com/freedom_fries.jpg http://www.denkfabrik-info.de/mediac/400_0/media/Freedom~Fries.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 I still say that if they want to stop the rioting, all they need are some OSU police with fire houses loaded with tear gas. It will be over in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 HAHAHA, Fuck the french, NOTHING good has ever come from there, and we are constantly bailing their pathetic ass out. Not to mention that french people have absolutely no fucking gratitude for all that we have done, and continue to do for them. what about the statue of liberty? (btw thats from the french if you didn't know) (*) Henri Becquerel, Physics Nobel prize laureate in 1903 In 1896 Becquerel discovered by pure chance that radiation ionises the air. It is not caused by the Sun and its intensity does not decrease with the passage of time. This is the beginning of the nuclear age. (*) Georges Charpak, Physics Nobel prize laureate in 1992 Saint-Vincent-de-Paul hospital in Paris uses a revolutionary radiology equipment which is the result of research conducted by the French Nobel prize laureate Georges Charpak. (*) Marie Curie, Physics Nobel prize laureate in 1903, Chemistry Nobel prize laureate in 1911 Through her discovery of radium, Marie Curie paved the way for nuclear physics and cancer therapy. Born of Polish parents, she was a woman of science and courage, compassionate yet stubbornly determined. (*) René Descartes Philosopher, mathematician and physician of the XVIIth century. Author of the Discours de la méthode, he said "I think, therefore I am". (*) Louis Pasteur, the father of modern medicine From his works on the rabies virus to the creation of the world kown Pasteur institute. All you have to know about Pasteur if you didn't heard about him during the Pasteur year ! but hey who am I to tell you right, those french are good for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 I read about the last time we sent troops to help the french control a population...... http://www.spectrumwest.com/Viet.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
large_x7 Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 ha ha. I'm sure you guys have all tried typing "french military victories" into google and clicking "i'm feeling lucky." classic. as a side note, none of the rioting has spread to inner Paris yet. it is all in the poorer (mostly Muslim) outlying communities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 i agree with you guys 100%, however, they do make some bomb ass toast over there what is "ass toast"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got-Boost? Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Do you know why they are rioting in the first place? They are getting what they deserve.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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