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New Super Dome to be named the Tilley Dome


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CNN Press release...

http://bert.secret-wg.org/Trips/IETF55/CNN-entrance-smaller.jpg

 

 

Dr. z06 Silley donated 3% of his paycheck to fund 100% of the estimated 180 million needed to build the new Dome. When asked what why he donated the money Tilley said, "I was at the Dome last year for a Saint's game and when I jumped up to give my buddy Sam a high-five my head got stuck in the roof of the Dome. Dr.Tilley can't be gettin his Medulla stuck in the Dome" Super Dome engineers and the National Guard were called in that night to assist with the extraction of the Dr. They had to bring in several cranes to support his massive head, open the roof and it then took 5 Military Helicopters to lift Tilley to safety. Later sources reported that Tilley had 50 Nutt Swingers (squirrels) hanging from his massive 8 1/2" dick (#'s were conservative). This was only part of the reason it took 5 Helicopters to lift the Dr. out of the Dome. Satellite images from Google Earth estimates that Tilley's head has more surface area than the moon and is full of more shit than the Worlds Cattle population produces in one Year.

 

Below is a picture of the Dr, (on the right), Sam (pink hat) and the Nutt Swingers in the back ground.

 

http://www.chara.gsu.edu/~erika/Pics/CNN/CNN-4.jpg

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